Baselayers Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Aye i think so, i just sometimes think "WHAT?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 I was once dumped for being too heavy. To be fair she was like 4 ft 9 and I really should've known better than to ask her for a piggy back ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Did you snap her spinal cord into thrice pieces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 "Your boobs are too small" Hmm well they are exactly the same size as 8 months ago. He been on one of those comparison websites? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 If you need me to check and make sure they are the right size jenny just let me know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 I have un-calloused hands. Soft to touch. I call them the 'Squidgers'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 If you need me to check and make sure they are the right size jenny just let me know You can check my balls if you like? PM me. Mwhah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 (edited) If you need me to check and make sure they are the right size jenny just let me know Aren't you supposed to offer to 'weigh' them? Edit: Judging by the above post, you'll have yer hands full, though. Edited July 16, 2013 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 If you need me to check and make sure they are the right size jenny just let me know You can check my balls if you like? PM me. Mwhah! Not after last time. Took me weeks to get the smell off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 You say that, but I just read your PM. Saturday is fine with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Oh you Ill bring the wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Check this out for a reason to get dumped, 8 MONTHS AFTER GOING OUT. "Your boobs are too small" Hmm well they are exactly the same size as 8 months ago. Wall>Head>Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 If you need me to check and make sure they are the right size jenny just let me know I'm telling your girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 I'll give you a good groping too if you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 I'll give you a good groping too if you want Consider my silence bought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 17, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2013 I need somewhere to take a date on Saturday in Solihull or Birmingham. Normally I'd take a girl out in the week. It's quieter and I hate taking a girl to a busy place. Any ideas folks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 In Birmingham there is so much choice. You have shit loads of places in the Mailbox right on the canal, can be beautiful on a sunny day and if that's too busy for you try Cameleons. Its an upmarket restaurant/bar near New Street Station. It is near the fountains by the library Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 18, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2013 Aye I've been to Chameleons, and plenty of places in the Mailbox. But I like a quiet place to take a girl rather than somewhere super busy, especially for a "first date". Worried that on Saturday night everywhere will be rammed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Check this out for a reason to get dumped, 8 MONTHS AFTER GOING OUT. "Your boobs are too small" Hmm well they are exactly the same size as 8 months ago. Wall>Head>Bang Obviously a gay of the gayest kind 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villamark Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Check this out for a reason to get dumped, 8 MONTHS AFTER GOING OUT. "Your boobs are too small" Hmm well they are exactly the same size as 8 months ago. Wall>Head>Bang I got dumped because my boobs were too big, but I am a bloke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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