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8 hours ago, Mic09 said:

Bit of a nothing story, but I wouldn't rock up in RayBans and a Ralph Lauren Polo shirt on my first dress down Friday in a new job. 

I think that's as close of a comparison to us mere mortals as one could imagine. 

When my old boss sold the company for X million he had to stay on for a few years to qualify for bonuses maintaining turnover for the new owners. 

He bought himself a top of the range Bentley and always used to borrow a car off one of the account executives when visiting clients so they didn't see the outcome of their fees 😂😂

As soon as his earn out period and restrictive covenant was up of course he started up again and stole half the clients back the old miser. 

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10 minutes ago, sidcow said:

When my old boss sold the company for X million he had to stay on for a few years to qualify for bonuses maintaining turnover for the new owners. 

He bought himself a top of the range Bentley and always used to borrow a car off one of the account executives when visiting clients so they didn't see the outcome of their fees 😂😂

As soon as his earn out period and restrictive covenant was up of course he started up again and stole half the clients back the old miser. 

Probably now drives a Bentley to keep the appearances down! 

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15 hours ago, Xela said:

I think if you are smashing it, fine. Like Beckham when he was at Man Utd. Loads of flash cars.

When you've been shit for years, a bit more humility might be better. Although most footballers aren't known for that! 

A Newcastle player turned up in a tuxedo once the season they went down, 😂

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25 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

I love it when I see him on a teamsheet. I've never seen him put in anything other than a dismal performance against us. Probably my number 1 favourite player to play against.

One of the worst players in the Premier League. He really is 😂

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29 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

I love it when I see him on a teamsheet. I've never seen him put in anything other than a dismal performance against us. Probably my number 1 favourite player to play against.

£22m (£25m with the initial loan fee) well spent

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36 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

I love it when I see him on a teamsheet. I've never seen him put in anything other than a dismal performance against us. Probably my number 1 favourite player to play against.

Yep, it’s actually uncanny.

We only seem to score against Everton when he’s on the pitch, even in the 3-0 earlier this season we scored all the goals within minutes of him coming on IIRC.

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13 hours ago, icouldtelltheworld said:

I honestly wouldn't recognise a Rolls Royce if one drove past me, couldn't begin to describe what one looks like. Total non-story, the lad has been earning millions of pounds a year for the past decade, he's not going to drive a Fiat Punto is he?

Still a washed up busted flush waste of money, mind.

Who doesn’t know what a Rolls Royce looks like?! 🙈

 

Surely one of the most iconic cars of all time, perhaps less so if not British though I guess.

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12 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said:

Who doesn’t know what a Rolls Royce looks like?! 🙈

 

Surely one of the most iconic cars of all time, perhaps less so if not British though I guess.

I'm definitely British. Would not have the first clue what a Rolls Royce looks like. Like I said, the particular make and model of very expensive car which Dele Alli drives is a total non-story for anyone other than those deliberately trying to make it into one

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4 hours ago, icouldtelltheworld said:

I'm definitely British. Would not have the first clue what a Rolls Royce looks like. Like I said, the particular make and model of very expensive car which Dele Alli drives is a total non-story for anyone other than those deliberately trying to make it into one

Just for your info all Rolls Royce's are yellow and have just 3 wheels, it's their signature look. 

Here's a picture of one:

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7 hours ago, bannedfromHandV said:

Yep, it’s actually uncanny.

We only seem to score against Everton when he’s on the pitch, even in the 3-0 earlier this season we scored all the goals within minutes of him coming on IIRC.

I think was the first game vs them after promotion, he was smashing shots 40/50 yards over the bar 😂

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