BennettVilla Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Did you hear about that guy trying to blow up the houses of parliament about 2 weeks ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Forget the snake I must be really stoned damned burning bush is talking to me and fire extinguishers haven't been invented yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I've just discovered a child sleeping. I think i'll take it, what harm can come of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Anyone else get a letter of this McGregor bloke? I can't see this so called 'league' format working 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 My uncle just got hit on the head with an apple. Was bloody hilarious, but then he started spouting some bollocks about why it happened, and that there's obviously a force pulling the apple down. He thinks it's not just apples too, he thinks everything is being pulled down. Poor chap, must have hit him quite hard. I'll take him to see the doctor in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Haha, dressing up as an angel and calling yourself Gabriel gets you loads of action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 16, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted November 16, 2010 He was Luke's father!! Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Just thrown three catholics out of this window into a pile of horse manure, what harm can it do!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I wonder what this Delap's Throw In's thread is all about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Those aeroplane thingys, they'll never take off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 WTF? How the hell are these letters appearing on the screen when I push them in on the keyboard. OMG, this is amazing. sdfghjklfghjkfghjkmdfhjdf hehe hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I just heard that Freddie Mercury died, suffering from AIDS. :cry: A true legend is dead. RIP, Freddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I hate the winter. My poor grandma has picked up a case of the flu. I know they say not to bother doctors with common colds, but she's just so frail I do worry about her. I think I'll take her to see Dr Shipman in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 don't know why we are on all here, looked up in the sky and there was this **** massive bang and all these stars appeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilS Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I'm extremely excited, I've just booked my next holiday on a brand new cruise ship called the Titanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Haha, I;'ve just finished building the Titanic - i used poor quality material for the rivets, but so what, it'll be kosher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Yeah, I heard there's a few icebergs about on the route it's supposed to be taking. Pfft, whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I can't see what harm a bit of lettuce will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 What a stupid question. A bear doesn't have preference as to where it does it's business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 18, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted November 18, 2010 Just found out the Pope's a **** Catholic! Who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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