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Paddy's "Things that cheer you up"


rjw63

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Mitch Hedberg jokes:

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks... it'd be so damn literal! You are using that machine to its exact purpose!

I like the FedEx driver, because he's a drug dealer, and he don't even know it.

If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and someone offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for my wallet. Because inside is a note that says "say thanks."

And so on and so on.

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