villaajax Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I wouldn't go that far. The actual thought of giving a blowie makes me wretch slightly. Think of it as a 'suckie'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I wouldn't go that far. The actual thought of giving a blowie makes me wretch slightly. Think of it as a 'suckie'. Some of us don't suckle anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I wouldn't go that far. The actual thought of giving a blowie makes me wretch slightly. Think of it as a 'suckie'. Some of us don't suckle anymore Glad to hear you've finally kicked the habit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Internet radio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) I like getting the bus when there's not many people on it and getting to hear mad snippets of conversations. Bit like the audio version of reading the person next to you's newspaper I know but there you go. I once heard Woman1: It was the size of a pumpkin and I said to him "It's not going to fit". Woman2: What happened? Woman1: He wouldn't have any of it and just pushed it through. Woman2: What happened? Woman1: It didn't fit. Woman2: Was it messy? Woman1: It wasn't actually a pumpkin. I don't know what it was or what was going on, that's all I heard, they burst in to hysterics and then got off the bus two stops later. Then, the other day it was just me and these two old blokes sitting in front of me, they got on the bus and off the bus together but didn't say a single word to each other apart from. Bloke1: It'd been forty years. Bloke2: What did she look like? Bloke1: Beautiful...but wrinkly. *Bloke2 slowly nodded his head.* Bloke1: Still got the same eyes but without the sparkle. *Big sigh from both blokes* Huge insights in to people's lives but with little information. I don't know if that last one cheers me up actually, maybe in a Charlie Brown way. And I see the strangeness in his comment about her having 'The same eyes' but I knew what he meant. Edited June 21, 2013 by 8pints 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Internet radio How's the weather over there, legov? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 21, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 21, 2013 Internet radio How's the weather over there, legov? Same old, same old. Hot with humidity rising throughout the day, a thunder shower mid afternoon after which it will feel hot and a bit less humid. Repeat ad nauseum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Internet radio How's the weather over there, legov? Same old, same old. Hot with humidity rising throughout the day, a thunder shower mid afternoon after which it will feel hot and a bit less humid. Repeat ad nauseum It's actually quite dry now because of the haze (Sorry guys) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Internet radio How's the weather over there, legov? Anyway is it really any different from people complaining about the rain and cold all the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 21, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) Then, the other day it was just me and these two old blokes sitting in front of me, they got on the bus and off the bus together but didn't say a single word to each other apart from. Bloke1: It'd been forty years. Bloke2: What did she look like? Bloke1: Beautiful...but wrinkly. *Bloke2 slowly nodded his head.* Bloke1: Still got the same eyes but without the sparkle. *Big sigh from both blokes* Huge insights in to people's lives but with little information. I don't know if that last one cheers me up actually, maybe in a Charlie Brown way. And I see the strangeness in his comment about her having 'The same eyes' but I knew what he meant. Damn you for listening in to my conversations. Edited June 21, 2013 by mjmooney 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 On topic, a quick read through this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (edited) On topic, a quick read through this. Edited June 21, 2013 by StefanAVFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 On topic, a quick read through this. Rob Lowe is literally my favourite person 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 On topic, a quick read through this. Wow @ Alan Cork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Damien Owens @OwensDamien 22m 'You'll never beat the Irish' is an absurd sporting motto. We should've gone with 'We'll do our best, but sure you know yourself.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 One that's not on there... Arjen Robben is over a decade younger than Gwyneth Paltrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 21, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 21, 2013 On a related note, I get a kick out of the "#[insert nearly any team] is by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen#". Really? e.g. Sunderland is the greatest team the world has ever seen? At least we gave the world league football so we're possibly one of the few to have some claim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Michaela Strachan will be in the Basingstoke shopping centre this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Look Gareth...Michaela with a puffin! “Snog, Marry, Avoid” is a wolf in sheeps clothing: dressing itself in the clothes of feminist thought – resisting false constructions of feminity imposed by the beauty industry – it ruthlessly reasserts the patriarchy. Women are callously objectified from the title of the show on, which is a bastardisation of the more common but more truthful “****, Kill, Marry”: a sickening phrase which spells out the shows real intentions. Women are reduced to lumps of meat paraded before men, men who sit in judgement, who reduce the women’s role to that of fornication, procreation or sad, lonely death. For what is POD but an obvious metaphor for the all seeing, anonymous yet causally brutal male gaze? As much as the program attempts to dress itself up as female empowerment the judgements of men are both final and existential, POD may have the voice of a woman but the acronym must in the final analysis surely be Patriarchy Or Death.” — Patriarchy Or Death: A Feminist Analysis of “Snog, Marry, Avoid” by Michaela Strachan So not just a pretty face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Dost thou taketh me for a fool?! That, Sir, is a Magellanic penguin! Fortunately for you, I find them just as arousing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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