vandaq Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Easily the highlight of this window when this goes through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pez1974 Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 First day back off holiday and in work. The thought that Baz could be off, and we get some money in The Swansea thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 how much are we paying swansea to take him off our hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 With Con the troll taking over the Swansea thread over there, this is 100% certifiable Hall of Fame. Cheers for the laughs Con/BannanInfo/Barry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Lol i just seen the 300 word essay posted by Con on the Swansea forums I was disappointed at the lack of heat mappage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 With Con the troll taking over the Swansea thread over there, this is 100% certifiable Hall of Fame. Cheers for the laughs Con/BannanInfo/Barry I haven't posted anything else. I'm not causing an argument over there and I've not taken over the thread. I posted some information and actually got a "thank you" for my effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 With Con the troll taking over the Swansea thread over there, this is 100% certifiable Hall of Fame. Cheers for the laughs Con/BannanInfo/Barry I haven't posted anything else. I'm not causing an argument over there and I've not taken over the thread. I posted some information and actually got a "thank you" for my effort Con? I implore you! Please please bombard the Swansea messageboards with as much of your Bannan hype as is possible. You are our ace in the pack. We want Bannan out of our Club at the earliest opportunity & you can help to bring this about expeditiously. If you can stand the heat (maps ) you can get Bannan out of our kitchen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 (edited) Yes, don't give up please mate. If Laudrup tries to overrule the Swansea board I want the Swans' board posters protesting at the Liberty edit typo Edited June 4, 2013 by islingtonclaret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Daniel Posted June 4, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 4, 2013 A players highlight of the season is something like this. a nice goal or a very nice pass hoof. but all you have for Bannan is this Please go post that on the Swansea forums and let them know that was his highlight of the season and nothing more. That will get em real wet. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-Reacho Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 With Con the troll taking over the Swansea thread over there, this is 100% certifiable Hall of Fame. Cheers for the laughs Con/BannanInfo/Barry One of us needs to go over there to apologize on behalf of Villatalk. Maybe bring a bottle of wine or something. It's like a bar brawl just crashed through their forum, left a mess and has moved on down the street. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Agent Con? If possible, please post the following stats on the Swansea forums asap. Barry Bannan. Matches played : Loads & Loads Corners Taken 1000000899 Goals Scored from corners : 10000008999999488 (away goals count double) Free Kicks Taken: 2007775561 Assists From Free Kicks: 20077755617899777 (away goals count double) Other Assists: 2,99978888888888888888888887 Career Goals Scored: 97777466636666366366366366666666666666666666666666666666876 (Heat Maps Count Triple) Tackles won: 999477768854885857745554664664655553443443443443997886888686897979 passes made: 9182736451928374659182736457463888499949947737488484884484877737373773663663333 passes completed 9182736451928374659182736457463888499949947737488484884484877737373773663663333 pass completion ratio: 100% Dribbles: 983777566475686997887878887774666455355355466477577568686759889567589646728935772897 Goal line clearances: 9784758657276788579863480968678347674356059079069895759869476098698978797 Penalty saves 7897864879604835785426548907987654678099807654 Average Miles covered per match: 7887466464646466444444444444753986779980708979079 Pts on Driving License: 0 Lifetime's Alcohol consumption 0 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djamfisher Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Villa-rev You forgot the losses through gambling (including those at a casino the night before a game) £0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Villa-rev You forgot the losses through gambling (including those at a casino the night before a game) £0 Oh yes thanks djamfisher & I also forgot this very important stat too: Helping little old ladies accross the road & helping them with their shopping : 999999999999999868868777476648667q564897845878677565878464736 per week Go to it Agent Con - Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juteface Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Is he still here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 4, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 4, 2013 You all know full well there will be Swansea fans logging on here to do a bit of forum scouting. The cat will soon be out of the bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 With Con the troll taking over the Swansea thread over there, this is 100% certifiable Hall of Fame. Cheers for the laughs Con/BannanInfo/Barry One of us needs to go over there to apologize on behalf of Villatalk. Maybe bring a bottle of wine or something. It's like a bar brawl just crashed through their forum, left a mess and has moved on down the street. It looks like somebody has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post drat01 Posted June 4, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 4, 2013 "Navas will become only the second player in the premier league to be called Jesus, the first being Jesus Bannan (keep the effing ball) #AVFC" - courtesy of Twitter 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caddy Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 http://prosoccertalk.nbcsports.com/2013/06/03/good-dealbad-deal-evaluating-transfer-fees-for-skrtel-courtois-bannan-and-mignolet/ hahahahaha this guy actually thinks Bannan being shite is a result of playing for a side that "lacks complimentary talent" I literally fell out of my chair laughing at this. he must be getting his Villa info from a certain user on this board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodigan Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 by complimentary, does he mean free of charge or one that pays compliments? just curious.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thevillanofoz Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 This is my favourite quote from the Swansea thread: "Other fans, like me, and I'm not the only one, only grudgingly accept we have to sell him because we think he has such great potential, and of which his crossing accuracy is only one aspect." This thread is **** hilarious - I'm sitting at work sniggering uncontrollably while getting odd looks from everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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