Popular Post Paddywhack Posted January 12 Popular Post Share Posted January 12 39 minutes ago, Seat68 said: I love the fact that @lapal_fan @Rob182 and @Paddywhack are still friends. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 8 minutes ago, sidcow said: I'd like to go on a piss up with them but I know I'd be the one sitting quietly on the sidelines not being able to keep up with the witty banter that was being fired out. Massive peals of laughter whilst I was just going "Have you... Did you... You know...My mate once". And then I'd finally get a story in that would just be met with silence. That would be my role. @Rob182 and I have been wanting rid of @Paddywhack for years mate. As long as you're not a total, useless idiot, you can join our gang, no worries. And we can't really go on the piss because @Rob182 can't drink more than 3 pints without being sick. He's a real pussy, and not a good one you can stick your fingers in an that. More of a blue waffle pussy, if you get my drift. Also, we used to sit in the pub playing Pokémon, which I used to hate, but did because they did it. You'd be better off without us cramping your style tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted January 12 VT Supporter Share Posted January 12 Just now, Paddywhack said: I often think about that line. I feel like that’s true for a lot of things for me. I’ve definitely felt like that about football. I feel that about bands whom I liked when I was younger and I still like them, but I suspect I wouldn’t like them at all if I heard them for the first time now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Just now, lapal_fan said: @Rob182 and I have been wanting rid of @Paddywhack for years mate. As long as you're not a total, useless idiot, you can join our gang, no worries. And we can't really go on the piss because @Rob182 can't drink more than 3 pints without being sick. He's a real pussy, and not a good one you can stick your fingers in an that. More of a blue waffle pussy, if you get my drift. Also, we used to sit in the pub playing Pokémon, which I used to hate, but did because they did it. You'd be better off without us cramping your style tbh. My earliest memory of Paddy was his attempt at a career as an influencer with his vines. I thought, this is a funny guy but he knows **** all about dinosaurs or NOFX and Blink 182 covers. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 12 VT Supporter Share Posted January 12 Just now, lapal_fan said: @Rob182 and I have been wanting rid of @Paddywhack for years mate. As long as you're not a total, useless idiot, you can join our gang, no worries. And we can't really go on the piss because @Rob182 can't drink more than 3 pints without being sick. He's a real pussy, and not a good one you can stick your fingers in an that. More of a blue waffle pussy, if you get my drift. Also, we used to sit in the pub playing Pokémon, which I used to hate, but did because they did it. You'd be better off without us cramping your style tbh. OK. I'm leaving this pub and seeking out where @Xela is to talk about arse diseases as it sounds like more fun and at least the pub will probably be a good one. Only fly in the ointment is I'll have to get up for work in the morning and he probably won't. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 8 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: @Rob182 and I have been wanting rid of @Paddywhack for years mate. As long as you're not a total, useless idiot, you can join our gang, no worries. And we can't really go on the piss because @Rob182 can't drink more than 3 pints without being sick. He's a real pussy, and not a good one you can stick your fingers in an that. More of a blue waffle pussy, if you get my drift. Also, we used to sit in the pub playing Pokémon, which I used to hate, but did because they did it. You'd be better off without us cramping your style tbh. You always do this. Any sign of me making a new friend and you scare them away!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 (edited) 8 minutes ago, sidcow said: OK. I'm leaving this pub and seeking out where @Xela is to talk about arse diseases as it sounds like more fun and at least the pub will probably be a good one. Only fly in the ointment is I'll have to get up for work in the morning and he probably won't. Real ale, pork pies, and discussions about inflamed colons. The key ingredients to excellent pub banter. Edited January 12 by Xela 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 12 VT Supporter Share Posted January 12 I've qualified for a free bowl cancer check from work. It's a home blood test kit. Problem is I don't think I can use it because you're not allowed to have an orgasm for at least 48 hours before you take the bloods. When am I ever going to fit that into my schedule? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 3 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: You always do this. Any sign of me making a new friend and you scare them away!! So close to the grand tour 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 minute ago, Genie said: So close to the grand tour Careful. One of those is @sidcow's 'orgasm shed' 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 4 minutes ago, sidcow said: I've qualified for a free bowl cancer check from work. It's a home blood test kit. Problem is I don't think I can use it because you're not allowed to have an orgasm for at least 48 hours before you take the bloods. When am I ever going to fit that into my schedule? I hate bowl cancer.. I really do. It makes my Coco pops taste like shit. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 7 minutes ago, Xela said: Real ale, pork pies, and discussions about inflamed colons. The key ingredients to excellent pub banter. I'd say that sounds right up my alley, but then I'd be well annoyed you stopped at 3 pints because of your raging hangovers and that you'd probably start talking about your dreadful job and I'd want to strike you, thrice. So have a good evening chaps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 12 VT Supporter Share Posted January 12 15 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: I'd say that sounds right up my alley So have a good evening chaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 12 VT Supporter Share Posted January 12 Just watching The Inbetweeners, the scene where they go dancing over to the girls. It will never not be absolutely hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 10 hours ago, sidcow said: Just watching The Inbetweeners, the scene where they go dancing over to the girls. It will never not be absolutely hilarious. At the caravan club? That’s a brilliant episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 13 VT Supporter Share Posted January 13 25 minutes ago, Genie said: At the caravan club? That’s a brilliant episode. Sorry, meant to say Inbetweeners Movie. In the night club 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Waiting for the pet canary to die is surprisingly sad. She’s now huddled up in the corner at the base of her cage panting. It seems like she’ll draw her last breath any moment. My lad loves her to bits and is gutted. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sidcow Posted January 13 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted January 13 45 minutes ago, Genie said: Waiting for the pet canary to die is surprisingly sad. She’s now huddled up in the corner at the base of her cage panting. It seems like she’ll draw her last breath any moment. My lad loves her to bits and is gutted. Do you not own a hammer? 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 16 hours ago, sidcow said: I've qualified for a free bowl cancer check from work. It's a home blood test kit. Problem is I don't think I can use it because you're not allowed to have an orgasm for at least 48 hours before you take the bloods. When am I ever going to fit that into my schedule? do it once you get released from prison 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 7 hours ago, sidcow said: Sorry, meant to say Inbetweeners Movie. In the night club That was my ringtone back in the day and every time someone called me, I danced like Will. So that's... 3 times. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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