8pints Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Happy Anniversary Rev. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The_Rev Posted September 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2014 Today is my ten year anniversary on VT! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dodgyknees Posted September 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2014 Today is my ten year anniversary on VT! I feel old. On another note, I made an absolute clearing in the woods of myself yesterday. I'm at Bestival all chilled out, which is awesome. I walk towards the backstage area and bump into **** Eliza Doolittle, now I have spoken to loads of 'famous' people and have never had a problem. "Hello" I said, "what are you doing here?" - yep, what the actual ****. And it got worse as all I could think about was her legs, she has great legs. "I like your t-shirt" she said, "hey thanks, yours is cool too" I replied. Luckily I knew a little about her (not stalker) and managed to gain some composure (not much) (sorry Donnie) with a few more questions, I then finished it with, "So, the Isle of Wight eh, the Island and you. Have fun!" I mean, **** hell. I felt like a 16 year old at school with a crush on the girl next to him. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. I am too old for all that shit. What an absolute **** berk. She looks even better in person mind. I'm still a clearing in the woods. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post drat01 Posted September 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2014 Today is my ten year anniversary on VT! Blimey it only seems like yesterday 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) Edit... Seems Trent's comment has gone. Edited September 5, 2014 by dodgyknees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tegis Posted September 5, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2014 Today is my ten year anniversary on VT! I feel old. On another note, I made an absolute clearing in the woods of myself yesterday. I'm at Bestival all chilled out, which is awesome. I walk towards the backstage area and bump into **** Eliza Doolittle, now I have spoken to loads of 'famous' people and have never had a problem. "Hello" I said, "what are you doing here?" - yep, what the actual ****. And it got worse as all I could think about was her legs, she has great legs. "I like your t-shirt" she said, "hey thanks, yours is cool too" I replied. Luckily I knew a little about her (not stalker) and managed to gain some composure (not much) (sorry Donnie) with a few more questions, I then finished it with, "So, the Isle of Wight eh, the Island and you. Have fun!" I mean, **** hell. I felt like a 16 year old at school with a crush on the girl next to him. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. I am too old for all that shit. What an absolute **** berk. She looks even better in person mind. I'm still a clearing in the woods. She probably would have slept with you if you had kept your cool. Unlucky there 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Today is my ten year anniversary on VT! I feel old. On another note, I made an absolute clearing in the woods of myself yesterday. I'm at Bestival all chilled out, which is awesome. I walk towards the backstage area and bump into **** Eliza Doolittle, now I have spoken to loads of 'famous' people and have never had a problem. "Hello" I said, "what are you doing here?" - yep, what the actual ****. And it got worse as all I could think about was her legs, she has great legs. "I like your t-shirt" she said, "hey thanks, yours is cool too" I replied. Luckily I knew a little about her (not stalker) and managed to gain some composure (not much) (sorry Donnie) with a few more questions, I then finished it with, "So, the Isle of Wight eh, the Island and you. Have fun!" I mean, **** hell. I felt like a 16 year old at school with a crush on the girl next to him. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. I am too old for all that shit. What an absolute **** berk. She looks even better in person mind. I'm still a clearing in the woods. Could have been worse ...I'd have probably asked her if it was true her Dad could talk to the animals Well I wouldn't cause I don't actually know who she is so I'd have walked past her 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted September 5, 2014 Administrator Share Posted September 5, 2014 On another note, I made an absolute clearing in the woods of myself yesterday. I'm at Bestival all chilled out, which is awesome. I walk towards the backstage area and bump into **** Eliza Doolittle, now I have spoken to loads of 'famous' people and have never had a problem. "Hello" I said, "what are you doing here?" - yep, what the actual ****. And it got worse as all I could think about was her legs, she has great legs. "I like your t-shirt" she said, "hey thanks, yours is cool too" I replied. Luckily I knew a little about her (not stalker) and managed to gain some composure (not much) (sorry Donnie) with a few more questions, I then finished it with, "So, the Isle of Wight eh, the Island and you. Have fun!" I mean, **** hell. I felt like a 16 year old at school with a crush on the girl next to him. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. I am too old for all that shit. What an absolute **** berk. She looks even better in person mind. I'm still a clearing in the woods. Years ago I was invited backstage at the big snooker tournament at Wembley. It was the most surreal experience ever. 30 odd people in a room and I "knew" all of them. I'd never met any of them. I had no mental tools to assist with the cognitive dissonance. I felt like a child.. I was a guest of Dave Armitage as featured in the recent takeover thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Today is my ten year anniversary on VT! I feel old. On another note, I made an absolute clearing in the woods of myself yesterday. I'm at Bestival all chilled out, which is awesome. I walk towards the backstage area and bump into **** Eliza Doolittle, now I have spoken to loads of 'famous' people and have never had a problem. "Hello" I said, "what are you doing here?" - yep, what the actual ****. And it got worse as all I could think about was her legs, she has great legs. "I like your t-shirt" she said, "hey thanks, yours is cool too" I replied. Luckily I knew a little about her (not stalker) and managed to gain some composure (not much) (sorry Donnie) with a few more questions, I then finished it with, "So, the Isle of Wight eh, the Island and you. Have fun!" I mean, **** hell. I felt like a 16 year old at school with a crush on the girl next to him. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. I am too old for all that shit. What an absolute **** berk. She looks even better in person mind. I'm still a clearing in the woods. She probably would have slept with you if you had kept your cool. Unlucky there She was reaching for the pepper spray. What else could I have done but act goofy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarethRDR Posted September 5, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2014 Now I'm sat here wondering who's going to report limpid to limpid for inadvertently circumventing the swear filter. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Now I'm sat here wondering who's going to report limpid to limpid for inadvertently circumventing the swear filter. Holy mother of... How did that happen? Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mikeyp102 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Dodgy knees... You know the score.. Pics or gtfo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) What's with the font change? edit: never mind it's something to do with Chrome Edited September 5, 2014 by Phumfeinz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I once met Bootsy Collins, and completely lost my shit. Couldn't even talk properly. He was as cool as you'd expect, but his wife was mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) turned the hose pipe on Weds around 21:00 .. suddenly remembered last night whilst playing tennis that I'd not turned it off again how much is a hose pipe running for 24 hours gonna have cost me I wonder !! Edited September 5, 2014 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 turned the hose pipe on Weds around 21:00 .. suddenly remembered last night whilst playing tennis that I'd not turned it off again how much is a hose pipe running for 24 hours gonna have cost me I wonder !! Where was all the water going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) Today is my ten year anniversary on VT! I feel old. On another note, I made an absolute clearing in the woods of myself yesterday. I'm at Bestival all chilled out, which is awesome. I walk towards the backstage area and bump into **** Eliza Doolittle, now I have spoken to loads of 'famous' people and have never had a problem. "Hello" I said, "what are you doing here?" - yep, what the actual ****. And it got worse as all I could think about was her legs, she has great legs. "I like your t-shirt" she said, "hey thanks, yours is cool too" I replied. Luckily I knew a little about her (not stalker) and managed to gain some composure (not much) (sorry Donnie) with a few more questions, I then finished it with, "So, the Isle of Wight eh, the Island and you. Have fun!" I mean, **** hell. I felt like a 16 year old at school with a crush on the girl next to him. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. I am too old for all that shit. What an absolute **** berk. She looks even better in person mind. I'm still a clearing in the woods. Are you Mark from Peep Show? Edited September 5, 2014 by adw95 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 (edited) Today is my ten year anniversary on VT! I feel old. On another note, I made an absolute clearing in the woods of myself yesterday. I'm at Bestival all chilled out, which is awesome. I walk towards the backstage area and bump into **** Eliza Doolittle, now I have spoken to loads of 'famous' people and have never had a problem. "Hello" I said, "what are you doing here?" - yep, what the actual ****. And it got worse as all I could think about was her legs, she has great legs. "I like your t-shirt" she said, "hey thanks, yours is cool too" I replied. Luckily I knew a little about her (not stalker) and managed to gain some composure (not much) (sorry Donnie) with a few more questions, I then finished it with, "So, the Isle of Wight eh, the Island and you. Have fun!" I mean, **** hell. I felt like a 16 year old at school with a crush on the girl next to him. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. clearing in the woods. I am too old for all that shit. What an absolute **** berk. She looks even better in person mind. I'm still a clearing in the woods. Are you Mark from Peep Show? I am a cross between Mark (Peep Show) and WIll (Inbetweeners). Life...is hard. Edited September 5, 2014 by dodgyknees 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 turned the hose pipe on Weds around 21:00 .. suddenly remembered last night whilst playing tennis that I'd not turned it off again how much is a hose pipe running for 24 hours gonna have cost me I wonder !! Where was all the water going? I was topping up the swimming pool so I'm guessing it must have it's own overflow system and it was going down into the drain , i did wonder if I was going to come home to a sunken garden ... I'm not usually so forgetful though , might be brain aids .. I'd best consult VT for advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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