leemond2008 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 I can't be arsed to type it out again so I'll just quote myself from the other day I hope you had a rubbish birthday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Azerbaijan releases election results ... 1 day before the election took place Critics have long viewed Azerbaijan’s elections as predetermined, but the country appears to have gone a step further this year by publishing results before the polls have even opened. The mistake came when an electoral commission accidentally published results showing a victory for Ilham Aliyev, the country’s long-standing President, a day before voting. Meydan TV, an online channel critical of the government, released a screenshot from a mobile app for the Azerbaijan Central Election Commission which showed that Mr Aliyev had received 72.76 per cent of the vote compared with 7.4 per cent for the opposition candidate, Jamil Hasanli. The screenshot also indicates that the app displayed information about how many people voted at various times during the day. Polls opened at 8am. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/azerbaijan-releases-election-results-before-the-polls-even-open-8869732.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Azerbaijan releases election results ... 1 day before the election took place Critics have long viewed Azerbaijan’s elections as predetermined, but the country appears to have gone a step further this year by publishing results before the polls have even opened. The mistake came when an electoral commission accidentally published results showing a victory for Ilham Aliyev, the country’s long-standing President, a day before voting. Meydan TV, an online channel critical of the government, released a screenshot from a mobile app for the Azerbaijan Central Election Commission which showed that Mr Aliyev had received 72.76 per cent of the vote compared with 7.4 per cent for the opposition candidate, Jamil Hasanli. The screenshot also indicates that the app displayed information about how many people voted at various times during the day. Polls opened at 8am. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/azerbaijan-releases-election-results-before-the-polls-even-open-8869732.html I'm pretty sure these are just templates prepared by websites and media for the election results. They put in arbitrary information that can be later changed to reflect reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Didn't something like that happen with a World Cup or CL draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2013 Seems legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 I can't be arsed to type it out again so I'll just quote myself from the other day I hope you had a rubbish birthday Surely the typing you did justifying yourself and the effort finding the quote took more time than just typing it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Maybe it did, maybe it didn't, maybe that was the point but then again maybe it wasn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis?pg=1 Do you dunk your penis? A dedicated sex clean up kit. There's an idea for dragons den. I usually just wipe it on the curtains. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Turns out the lad doing the tarmac is liam & noel Gallaghers uncle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 The exact first thing that came to mind! Happy belated bday Yillan! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Turns out the lad doing the tarmac is liam & noel Gallaghers uncle No wonder it cost you 7 grand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 (edited) the Landlady of my local pub has left her husband and run off with Eric Bristow ... quite the scandal in the small village we live in Edited October 11, 2013 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 (edited) Turns out the lad doing the tarmac is liam & noel Gallaghers uncle No wonder it cost you 7 grand. Was thinking the same thing Also jesus PV did not need that. Also, I've a bit more disposable income these days as my girlfriend is doing a college course and is going mad when I pay for everything so she just wants to do less expensive things and I'm very busy at work, but was considering getting a massage the weekend, (not the happy ending kind) anyone ever been? Edited October 11, 2013 by Folski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 the Landlady of my local pub has left her husband and run off with Eric Bristow ... quite the scandal in the small village we live in Ah Bristow one of the few darts players that can actually run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 11, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 11, 2013 Also jesus BOF did not need that. Who 'n the what now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Also jesus BOF did not need that. Who 'n the what now? Apologies thought the penis dunking was your doing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 11, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 11, 2013 Also jesus BOF did not need that. Who 'n the what now? Apologies thought the penis dunking was your doing If I had a pound for every ... etc etc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I'm in bits reading that Mumsnet post..... absolutely superb work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I'm still curious how PompeyVillan happened to find that thread I mean I use the interweb a lot but I've yet to type penis Dunking into Google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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