TrentVilla Posted January 15, 2010 Moderator Share Posted January 15, 2010 All bookies have stopped talking bets on James Milner after scientists proved he can do anything, absolutely anything he wants. The news comes after the odds tumbled over night on Milner to win the general election, Milner to win celebrity big brother and an accumulator on Milner to be X-Factor winner, dancing on ice winner and having a Christmas number one in 2010. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 James Milner Way is the new name for the road that leads to Wembley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 James Milner is so good he can even get assists by simply smashing the ball of team-mates into the net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody1000 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 James Milner is so good he can even get assists by simply smashing the ball of team-mates into the net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regular_john Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 - In his spare time, James Milner enjoys tying journalists to goalposts and using their heads for target practice (see this months FHM for details) - James Milner is our best player, and the long term replacement for Gerrard/Lampard as England's midfield superstar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 - James Milner is our best player, and the replacement for Gerrard as England's midfield superstar sorry couldnt help but fix it seeing as by all accounts capello picks a team based on form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenjos Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 James Milner was offered to be immortalised by turning the Doug Ellis stand into the James Milner stand last night. He refused though due to and age old rivalry with Doug Ellis, who stole the bicycle kick off him when he was only 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnJohn2 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Fantastic player - player of the yar so far! If he keeps this form, he will and should play a big role in the world cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJVilla Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 James Milner said 'go on, let them have a 2 goal lead, i've got an idea' last night. As with all James Milner plans, it worked perfectly. James Milner is also responisble for when the traffic lights change as he blinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pez1974 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Milner has let Gabby have his second goal, and has donated his first goal to Heskey. Because he can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJVilla Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 James Milner has given Gabby his own limbs as replacement for the ones that were no doubt damaged when he smashed the ball off him for Gabbys 'goal'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingphil Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 The writers of 24 have had to re-write series 8, as James Milner has taken the place of Jack Bauer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 If James Milner was Jack Bauer, the terrorists wouldn't even bother trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubby Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 James Milner was the first man on the moon James Milner is the only man to ever go to the moon! He has also been to the Sun but felt it was a poor replacement for the Nuclear Fission reactor he developed in his garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
over_the_water Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 A facebook group has started now as well apologies for long link http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&gid=274132585975 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJVilla Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 James Milner already knows all the results for the rest of the season and beyond, so we don't have to worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user66 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 James Milner has bought Villa's full allocation of League Cup final tickets using money he saved, delivering " T' Yorkshire Growler" before he could walk. He will give these away on Saturday morning on the car-park of the Tyburn House to anyone who can beat him at anything.........looks like a poor turn-out for the final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterWithe's_shin Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 James Milner doesn't go to Wembley. Wembley comes to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubby Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 James Milner last won the FA Cup at 19.57 last night, he wants to end that drought at 20.10 sharp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Water doesn't wet James Milner. James Milner wets water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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