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.....it's not Randy I'm worried about.....it's some of the loons around him.....Faulkner for one....

no, l feckin won't.......l have no interest in the Johnsons Paint Trophy.....

......I always thought he was a snappy dresser.....

...have you ever tried to buy a Villa shirt in Islamabad or Mogadishu.....feckin hard work mate......

...nah, I'd prefer ; He's Old He's French .....leaves Heskey on the bench Houllier Houllier

......don't worry, when our goal-tender completes his shut out on Monday and we win 3 to zip, I'm sure you'll be a lot happier.......

.....you're absolutely right of course.......thats why we've interviewed Alan Curbishley, allegedly.....a monumental figure in the game

....preposterous....not a prayer........there is however, an outstanding candidate much closer to home......great man manager and motivator.....shrewd tactician.....great contacts at home and abroad.....well versed in the backroom/technical/medical side of the game.....sometimes vilified for the way his teams play, but sometimes you have to cut your cloth accordingly.......and would have a serious point to prove at a big club (plus his midfield wouldnt get walked through like ours did on Sunday)......I give you Sam Allardyce

I can't tell you where he went to, because I didn't notice, but he has arrived from Corsica in the last few minutes ....does Sven still have his holiday home there ?.....or maybe it belonged to Nancy ??.....seem to recall him being snapped there ?

Yeh bring in Koeman and support him with a DOF - someone like GTmkIII might be an idea. Do I not like that. You can just picture it. "Ronald, I've got you a nice young lad called Michael Boulding..." .....or maybe a McGrath or a Platt or a Yorke who amazingly enough he also signed.......on his way to getting us promoted and becoming runners up in the big league......although it was before Sky came along, so l wouldn't expect you to remember......

these hitzfeld rumours are as funny as ****.....have a feckin look at us will ya.......mcleish would have second thoughts about this circus.....

.....I personally would have no problems with this (although I'm sure plenty others would !).......had a good grounding in lower leagues....his teams play football the right way.......has planty of contacts around Europe....and the minute some upstart in the dressing room says 'show us 'yer medals' he can bounce his Champions League winners medal off his head....all good I reckon...

On BBC football gossip pages, there are some direct quotes attributed to Ajax finance director that if club don't make it to group stage of the Champions League, the likes of Suarez, Van der Wiel, etc etc, will definitely be sold as they have lost 35m euros on Van Basten's crap buys......can't see Mr Jol being too impressed if that happens.....

......if we were ever gonna bring one of our 'old boys' back, it would have to be John Gregory for me........l know he had his faults, but he still bleeds claret and blue.......love it when he does his punditry on one of our games and he's sat there in his Villa tie !............and his record stands scrutiny next to most of our managers...

.....great idea, all he needs is Marcel Desailly as first team coach and we're well away.....

...to be honest, I stopped at 'special players like Stewart Downing....'

...yes....lets sell our top goalscorer and keep a donkey......and while we're at it it, lets give Milner away for nothing and hold car-boots on the Villa Park pitch at 3.00pm every Saturday....

...Warnock a bargain ?....I think not....as we will find out if Ashley Cole gets injured (please God, keep him safe)....

.....all of whom would want to start every week....and probably wouldnt.....so we'd be in the same position next summer...

Just saw a couple of reports that says that SHA dogshit FC are one of a number of clubs interested in Robert Pires ?.....my immediate thought was 'wtf....he's 36' but on closer inspection he still made 30 apps (26 in league) for Villareal last season - apparently he's not been offered another deal as they are 'changing their philosophy' (they're skint). Even at 36, could he do a cameo job for us ? If nothing else, some of our younger lads might pick up some of his knowledge just by watching him train ??.....just a thought ?

Would quite like to see Belletti at VP, as much for his versatility to play defensive midfielder if required when Stan is inevitably **** after 60 minutes each week......I think Fulham might also have got a good'un in M'bokani from Std Liege......looks powerful with a good scoring record and £8m seems reasonable enough....

....on June 12 2010, James Milner ran from South Africa to Manchester to tell Roberto Mancini to ****-off.....this was during half-time in the England v USA match.....he made it back in time to play most of the second-half.....

It's spelt N'ZoGBIA :winkold: .....no it isn't....

....please, please buy one next season.....with HESKEY on the back....(sorry, off-topic !)