EssexVilla Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Whats the difference between an onion and a dead hooker? I cried when I cut the onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsox Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Did you hear about the man with two wooden legs? His house caught fire, he burned to the ground! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gringo Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Lucas, sent off during liverpool's game against stoke, is suspended for the upcoming game against west ham. west ham are appealing the decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Kate Middleton, the first person to put their finger in diana's ring since dodi Al fayed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Ginge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Kate Middleton, the first person to put their finger in diana's ring since dodi Al fayed. I'm convinced you get the same texts as me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Kate Middleton, the first person to put their finger in diana's ring since dodi Al fayed. I'm convinced you get the same texts as me! :wink: Maybe i do..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 tell you what, if i had a pound for everytime someone said i had alzheimers i'd have egg on toast please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I'm so sick of hearing about Prince William's imminent wedding I'm tempted to release Maddie just to get the posh clearing in the woods off TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark_bennett Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Prince Harry is gutted at not being invited to the wedding. Apparently it is family only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter. It's called "oh? she's Eleven!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter. It's called "oh? she's Eleven!" Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter. It's called "oh? she's Eleven!" Genius! It belongs in the Rory Delap thread... ...still cracking nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 I hadn't heard it before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazdavies79 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 A guy walked into the pub the other night, he was wearing black shorts, a black t shirt and had a whistle. I thought to myself, 'ey up, he's gonna kick off soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Producers have scrapped plans to make the new programme CSI Small Heath after it was found no one had any dental records and everybody had the same DNA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Producers have scrapped plans to make the new programme CSI Small Heath after it was found no one had any dental records and everybody had the same DNA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 MSN News: 'Men Who Rape Will Be Named' Cool, can I have 'Nightstriker' or has that already been taken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Failed my Politics exam. The question was "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world". Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 David Cameron has announced he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits. From next week the forms will only be printed in English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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