Guest RantinRob Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 muhahahahahaha, like it! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 i always like the rearranged versions of: Peter Risdale : Dire Leeds Prat David Ginola: Dildo Vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 What do you call a bloke with no arms and no legs under a pile of leaves? Russell What do you call a bloke with no arms and no legs in the sea? Bob What do you call a bloke with a seagull on his head? Cliff moan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregavfc Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?? Cos he’s a fungi (fun-guy get it?!?!) Ok, I’m on my way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernvilla Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 definately not PC but here we go.. NEWSFLASH: victoria beckham has admitted to sleeping with Michael Jackson Jacko denies it saying he was in Brooklyn at the time! :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexicon Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 Did u read the previous page NV???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernvilla Posted April 24, 2004 Share Posted April 24, 2004 errrrr, :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalim_a Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Signal for sex: Man marries deaf girl. He mimes to her: "Let's make a signal code if we want sex?" She nods and agrees. So he goes: "If I want sex, I'll squeeze your breast. In response you can shake my penis once for "yes" and 50 times for "no".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalim_a Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 In war soldiers get injured, right? Here's how different races exclaim: When the BRITISH got shot - OH MY GOD.....!!!! When the INDIAN got shot - AH-YOYO AMMAH...!!! But when the CHINESE Hokkien got shot, they go - NABUEH CHEE BYE, TIOK LIAO...!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 The whistling sound is that joke going completely over my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancsVillan Posted April 27, 2004 Moderator Share Posted April 27, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgowVilla Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Tumbleweed...fantastic! Funniest thing I've read on this thread :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RantinRob Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 A woman in a small heath shirt walks into the Dole Office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the dog-ugly slapper sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, then you must be here to sign on. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's this one?" Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" The Blue Nose Slag replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come a runnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "Ah, that's so easy," said the trollop. "Then I calls them by their last names." :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 But the inbred **** will all have the same last name too :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalim_a Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 :D :D RantinRob, that was class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 In Texas this young boy walks past a house with an old man sitting on a porch in a rocking chair, the old man shouts ‘what you got there boy?’ The boy shouts back ‘I got me some chicken wire’ ‘what you gonna do with that boy?’ ‘I’m gonna catch me some chickens’ the old man laughs and says ‘ you cant catch chickens with chicken wire’ ‘then you just watch me’ later that day the old man sees the boy walk past his house with a load of chickens and the boy shouts ‘I told ya’ Next day the boy walks past the house again and the old man shouts ‘what you got there boy?’ The boy shouts back ‘I got me some duck tape’ ‘what you gonna do with that boy?’ ‘I’m gonna catch me some ducks’ the old man laughs and says ‘ you cant catch ducks with duck tape’ ‘then you just watch me’ later that day the old man sees the boy walk past his house with a load of ducks and the boy shouts ‘I told ya’ Next day the boy walks past the house again and the old man shouts ‘what you got there boy?’ The boy shouts back ‘I got me some to pussy willow’ ‘let me get my coat boy’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RantinRob Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 muhahahahaha!!! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregavfc Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregavfc Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Man goes to the doctor with a broken foot. The doctor says “Do you know you have over 200 bones in your body?” The man replies “Keep it down there’s 3 dogs outside” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 27, 2004 Moderator Share Posted April 27, 2004 That's bloody awful :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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