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It's Japanese and... WTF?

(quite possibly NSFW)

I watched that then thought.....WTF have I been watching.

Weird, really weird.

I watched all of that. That is some weird **** up shit.

WTF!!!!!! That is some seriously **** up shi! watched it and thought I had been acid tabbed!

How the feck did you stumble accross that in the first place Levi!?!?

Nothing usually suprises me with our Asian friends...but that...WTF!!!

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It's Japanese and... WTF?

(quite possibly NSFW)

I watched that then thought.....WTF have I been watching.

Weird, really weird.

I watched all of that. That is some weird **** up shit.

WTF!!!!!! That is some seriously **** up shi! watched it and thought I had been acid tabbed!

How the feck did you stumble accross that in the first place Levi!?!?

Nothing usually suprises me with our Asian friends...but that...WTF!!!

Saw it on iheartchaos.

They reviewed it a few days later

FUNKY FOREST is a very hit or miss collection of bizarre short stories that suffer overall from a complete lack of any narrative or story structure. Some of the skits are absolute genius (like the Babbling Health Springs Vixens stories or the school sport scene where a girl with a racket bats at the milk shooting out of a older man’s deformed nipples), but other skits could have easily been left on the cutting room floor: the looooong dance scene on the beach; the forest house music scene; the “Transfer Student” cartoon and the backyard dance number at the end should have all been chopped. That might sound like a lot, but with a ridiculous running time of 150 minutes (!!!) trimming this monstrosity down to a quick 85 - 90 minutes would have done the film and it’s audience a huge favor.

To me the highlight of the movie was the above mentioned gymnasium scene with the girl batting that the old man nipple milk. It’s was **** genius and a perfect example of the kind of shit that runs through my head nonstop all the time. I loved it. It also starred Tadanobu Asano, who I think is one of the most talented actors I’ve ever seen. My second favorite was the Babbling Health Springs Vixens which is just a series of short stories about three attractive young women who go to a hot springs resort and talk nonstop. I thought it was riveting for whatever reason, it did help that it featured Kazue Fukiishi from NORIKO’S DINNER TABLE who I think is brilliant. Whenever she spoke I couldn’t tear my eyes from the screen. The other stuff that I liked was the Homeroom skits about students talking in front of the very animated class. In the next room over there was a music class with some very bizarre musical instruments. In the hallway there was a very bizarre sequence of events going on featuring a guy in a fuzzy, yellow outfit, an attractive schoolgirl, a guy with really short shorts on and a machine that looked like an older TV except where the screen should have been there was an oozing butthole with a miniature person inside it.

Everything else was mostly junk. The dance scene on the beach was torture to get through (even though the girl was beautiful); the scene with her playing a distorted violin in the forest made me want to jump into the gear of a combine penis first; the Guitar Brother moments looked promising, but went absolutely nowhere; the “Transfer Student” cartoon was crap; the backyard dance was pointless and to make matter even worse there was a three minute intermission!

Plenty of weird shit, but I can’t recommend it. If you can find a copy to rent and have plenty of spare time I say go for it, but with the best scenes already on YouTube I can’t seen any reason to buy it.

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