Nigel Posted September 6, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 6, 2017 I think we can say this wind up has been knocked out of the park! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcowans21 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Hi Rob. there are quite a few services out there which let people 'spoof' text messages and even use any number they like - https://www.fakemytextmessage.co.uk/ That's just one of them. i think it's a total wind up mate from someone you have 'abused' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 51 minutes ago, Rob182 said: "I'm our new free transfer striker signing". "I'm not very good at football". "I'm pretty injury prone". "My fitness is VERY poor". "I can swear at the opponents". I think you will fit in perfectly and can expect around 60k per week - welcome to the club! PS: Don't expect to get a game unless you can play right back! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 So, the list of suspects has been narrowed down to 'those who know Rob182's mobile phone number'. I expect who ever it was is having a right giggle reading this. It's got to be Lapal or Paddywhack, surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 6, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 6, 2017 40 minutes ago, Heretic said: So, onto the next mystery. Why are we bringing lapal_fan into this? because he's a word removed disclaimer for mods: this is a joke. lapal_fan isn't really a word removed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted September 6, 2017 Author Share Posted September 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, hogso said: So, the list of suspects has been narrowed down to 'those who know Rob182's mobile phone number'. I expect who ever it was is having a right giggle reading this. It's got to be Lapal or Paddywhack, surely. Nah, as daft and ugly as they both are, I'd go as far as saying I trust them with my life. So they'd have fessed up by now, I'm sure of it. It could be a bluenose I work with, who I had an argument with on Twitter last week. He doesn't have my number, but he could easily get it from one of my work mates that do. He's suspect number 1 right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 3 minutes ago, hogso said: So, the list of suspects has been narrowed down to 'those who know Rob182's mobile phone number'. I expect who ever it was is having a right giggle reading this. It's got to be Lapal or Paddywhack, surely. Not me, I'm not that clever. I'd have put together a better text, but then my name and photo would have popped up when I sent it. I have to say it's a pretty good prank if it is one, everyone we know is being quiet though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted September 6, 2017 Author Share Posted September 6, 2017 44 minutes ago, Heretic said: So, onto the next mystery. Why are we bringing lapal_fan into this? Real life best friend, well-known as being a berk. It's too well-thought out for him though. His main prank is sending me and @Paddywhack a photo of his testicles. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: because he's a word removed disclaimer for mods: this is a joke. lapal_fan isn't really a word removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted September 6, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2017 (edited) HOLD THE PHONE! Rob, I have just received this anonymous headed letter from Aston Villa! Maybe this is another cunning piece to the puzzle. What do you guys think? Who is it from? Who did this? Why do they know where I work? How do they know, I know Rob? THE MYSTERY CONTINUES! Edited September 6, 2017 by lapal_fan 15 2 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heretic Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Rob182 said: Real life best friend, well-known as being a berk. It's too well-thought out for him though. His main prank is sending me and @Paddywhack a photo of his testicles. My post was ironic, given I'd quoted lapal's crazy post in my post. Should have added a 'you can see what I've done here' emoji to make my poor humour clearer. Yeah, I remember you saying lapal was your best man. God knows where he stored the ring... Edited September 6, 2017 by Heretic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjvilla Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: HOLD THE PHONE! Rob, I have just received this anonymous headed letter from Aston Villa! Maybe this is another cunning piece to the puzzle. What do you guys think? Who is it from? Who did this? Why do they know where I work? How do they know, I know Rob? THE MYSTERY CONTINUES! That's the gayest 'F' I've ever seen. I don't believe this is Dr. Tony as he isn't gay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hogso Posted September 6, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2017 1 minute ago, lapal_fan said: HOLD THE PHONE! Rob, I have just received this anonymous headed letter from Aston Villa! Maybe this is another cunning piece to the puzzle. What do you guys think? Who is it from? Who did this? Why do they know where I work? How do they know, I know Rob? THE MYSTERY CONTINUES! Well that seals the deal for me. There's only one person mad enough to do something like this. I recognise the hand writing too. He would have known Lapal would have posted it on here straight away too. That's right...when he left VT he promised to besmirch us all, but he always did have a pure hatred for Rob182...it's got to be @GarethRDR 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted September 6, 2017 Author Share Posted September 6, 2017 6 minutes ago, hogso said: That's right...when he left VT he promised to besmirch us all, but he always did have a pure hatred for Rob182...it's got to be @GarethRDR But, but, but.. I used to love all the little pictures he did of Marlon Harewood as The Hulk! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted September 6, 2017 Author Share Posted September 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, Mjvilla said: That's the gayest 'F' I've ever seen. I don't believe this is Dr. Tony as he isn't gay. I can confirm that @lapal_fan writes his 'F's like that. Combine that with his tiny squirrel eyes and you can see what I'm dealing with here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 I love how it's turned into a murder mystery. "It wasn't me toots, I loved him I tell ya!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Could be Munchausen's syndrome. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alreadyexists Posted September 6, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted September 6, 2017 12 minutes ago, coda said: Could be Munchausen's syndrome. Everything's coming up Munchausen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson1 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 I would still sack Bruce because of this. Even if he didn't send it, he may have thought it and that's gross misconduct in my book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarethRDR Posted September 6, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2017 Nowt to do with me, I'm playing a much, much longer game. 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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