dAVe80 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 1 minute ago, Xela said: GTFO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 for the 100th time im announcing my retirement from drinking 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted December 29, 2015 Moderator Share Posted December 29, 2015 What happened this time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 1 hour ago, NurembergVillan said: What happened this time? Cucumber and baby oil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 must admit the night was a bit of a blur but from what i remember the cucumber incident was brilliant. we always have a cucumber in the house because my lad loves eating it and i always keep meaning to use it for other things but forget. this time though i never forgot and my poor little lad is now without his cucumber, so next time we do the weekly shop its two cucumbers in the basket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted December 29, 2015 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted December 29, 2015 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: must admit the night was a bit of a blur but from what i remember the cucumber incident was brilliant. we always have a cucumber in the house because my lad loves eating it and i always keep meaning to use it for other things but forget. this time though i never forgot and my poor little lad is now without his cucumber, so next time we do the weekly shop its two cucumbers in the basket 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 On 29/12/2015 at 10:12, chrisp65 said: Saying that, I am aware I'm quite boring now. Football tonight, I might have a beer in the clubhouse, but I'll probably have a mug of tea and a chunky kitkat. Sheila behind the bar could only offer the traditional four fingers so I went with that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 15 hours ago, NurembergVillan said: Like for getting a classic shrewsbury town strip in and spinal tap. Excellent work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 30, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted December 30, 2015 Haven't had a drink for the last two days, mainly because I already have a headache from this lurgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 3 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Sheila behind the bar could only offer the traditional four fingers so I went with that. Hang on a moment, that's not a chunky Kitkat..., Now I'm starting to doubt everything. I'm beginning to think you don't actually like Reggae, and I bet you're not even Welsh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post troon_villan Posted December 30, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted December 30, 2015 Why would anyone lie about being liking reggae or being Welsh? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 There was much more of a crowd than I'd been expecting and it became very obvious very quickly that the choice was twix, normal kitkat or something that looked like bags of m&m's or skittles. Well I panicked and just went standard kitkat. In hindsight, they didn't have what I wanted and it was an opportunity to go for the full traditional welsh snack, a can of strongbow and some chips. I rushed it and I goofed it. Festive reggae album picture coming along soon..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 id like to announce im coming out of retirement for one night only 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 (edited) 2 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: id like to announce im coming out of retirement for one night only Somebody lock up the vacuum, kitchen appliances and cucumbers. Edited December 31, 2015 by Xela 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) So ruge was it cucumber up arse, whilst Henry "sucks" you off and the missis pisses on you? Edited January 1, 2016 by mikeyp102 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 mikeyp102 asks what we've all been wondering! As for me last night, a few cups of tea, a pack of Cadburys giant buttons and about 7 episodes of Californication Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 As I have a rule of not drinking in front of my kids I had a very sober new year last night .... Currently no plans for a drink in 2016 yet but my school mates and I did make a pact that we would get together more frequently in 2016 than we have done for the last few years so I suspect 2016 will involve more drinking than previous years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 1 hour ago, mikeyp102 said: So ruge was it cucumber up arse, whilst Henry "sucks" you off and the missis pisses on you? very quiet one tbf, drank just shy of a bottle of jd and was just climbing into bed when the fireworks were going off to celebrate the new year. went up her sisters but my missus was not in a partying mood so we came home early. id like to announce my retirement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Bottle of JD? RV is the Lemmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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