Xmas eve - hungover from pub crawl on 23rd, wrap presents, takeaway with parents, pub for a few.
Xmas day - wake up, presents from my dad's side of the fam and bacon sandwiches, head over to my grans and have presents with mum's side of fam, drink, xmas dinner, drink some more, nap, 'tree' presents (everyone buys everyone else four presents for under a fiver each), get more pissed and play a game, watch the cricket from australia
Boxing day- lie in, big buffet lunch, head home, pub for the football