JMilnereatsnails

I can see Bannan going to Swansea as manager

Bill Roache Lance Armstrong Sir Alex Ferguson Courtney Love Noddy Holder

Agree with Worcester, I can't ever remember missing the last train which tells is own story

Just tried it England drawn with Spain, Japan & Chile. Oh dear.

What about if Red Bull bought us out and then changed the name of all their other Red Bull brands to Aston Villa?

I want this to happen just to watch people completely lose their shit. Unfortunately the only premier league team Red Bull will buy would be Newcastle, as Mike Ashley's final parting gift to the Geordies.

Naomi Watts basically because I reckon she is filth. Carry on.

The F-Type for me is basically what a Mazda MX5 crossed with an Aston DB7 would look like. Which of course is no bad thing.

Any advice from more experienced runners would be welcomed here as I'm due to run the Great North 6 weeks today and its about time I tried to get prepared. I'm not in any way fit and have a target to complete the race within 2 and half hours. Bit of background. Started training in November things were going ok until February I hit 7 miles and ended up injuring my heel. Thought it was plantar fasciitis but it has since healed although in the meantime caught a dose of cellulitis in the shin which again has now healed. During this time I gave up my place in the GNR to a mate who last week also pulled out. So I've taken my place back. Started again on Saturday with a 2.5 mile run and this morning did 3 miles, not at any great pace mind you (12.2) but I think I can concentrate on pace later on. There's a bit of soreness in the thighs so will rest up tomorrow then go again on Tuesday, keeping it at 3 miles all next week and upping the distance each week as I progress. Aiming to train 4 times a week up to the race date, all being well. I know 6 weeks is not a very long time, and 13 miles is a long way but do you have suggestions on how to increase the training distances in a way that I'm not going to injure or kill myself over the next month and a half? Got myself a nice app, RunKeeper, some decent asics shoes to correct my overpronation (the reason for my original heel injury) and a load of motivation, which may or may not dissipate over the next month.

iPod Shuffle. If I've got 3000+ tracks how can 2 tracks from the same 10-12 track album be played after 1 another? This happens very often. It pisses me off even when it's one of my favorite albums.

Why put on your hazard lights when approaching a traffic jam on a motorway? Concentrate on the traffic rather than fumble about for your hazard , you Toyota Yaris driving cock end.

Wrong. Mark Hughes was manager of Blackburn when they beat Chelsea at the end of the 05/06 season.

A Bronx Tale would probably make my top 3

That made me angry.

Why do I always wake up early on a day off?

Pah! My mint green 53 plate Daewoo Nubira will beat you all in a race. It's an absolute pile of shit but I love it.

I did.

Easy mistake

This is coming off the back of an £80 win last night (England -4 and Wales win £10 double) so I'm not that fussed.

Need Barnet, Cheltenham & Morecambe each to score for my both teams to score bet to come in. It's never going to happen.

Country and Western music

Yeah this as well. I'm half way to fully clothed and some stranger is stood there starkers talking at me about his job. I'm now fully clothed and on my way out and the guy is still talking at me without a stitch on. Get dressed for **** sake!

Why do people insist on shaving at the gym?

Harry Redknapps missus would have scored that.

I've never heard heard a fart hark back to a bygone age?