JMilnereatsnails

best spot-the-ball ever.

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Spurs will finish below Villa this season. OK, something that over-rates your players, such as putting Crouch up there with the likes of Pele or something. Maybe Puskas or Eusabio, if Pele is a bit much? Even suggest he was better than the late John Charles, that could do. Telling us we'll finish above you is hardly 'breaking' news. Not with your back line!!! Okay, I'll try again. Hopefully this will be sufficiently dillusional. Despite the fact Spurs score far more goals than Villa, to the extent it cancels out your defensive record and gives us a better goal difference than you, I think we'll finish below you in the table. The fact that over half of your goal difference came from one game speaks for itself.

You can draw a lot of comparisons on Spuds season to date and ours of last season. Wasn't it about this time last year against us when Everton got a late equaliser at Goodison, only for AY to go up and score at the other end and take all 3 points? Shame Defoe doesn't have the same ability from 12 yards. And, since that famous, amazing, awesome, greatest-ever-display-of-football-by-any-side-ever-in-the-history-of-sport 9-1 win V's Wigan how many points have Spuds picked up? Throw a cup result into that too. Useless words removed. Top 4 with their defence? Pull the other one.

Getting back on topic - Spurs are words removed & Redknapp is a word removed Sorry that is as constructive as I can get.

The Man Citeh site is pretty shit too, actually.

that's a great stamp of the feet right there.

James Milner does not have to justify anything, he just does.

I'd get very drunk very often. That must be what all the jobless scrounging bastards round here must have done - found a bag of money. **** knows how they all afford to get blind drunk on a daily basis. That's what I woulod do

Lampard hasn't got a assist though, it is just that Ash does not. You don't particulary get an assist for every goal scored you know. Good work from the OP though.

General - I would also like to convey my thanks to the club for todays efforts. My 2 boys are now hooked on Villa and they are getting half season tickets for christmas (with the alterior motive that I too get one ). I havn't really got a question, just thanks.

Played golf with Peter Schmeichel round the forest of arden. Beat the rocket polisher 2 and 1.

I think he is past his best and it's time to give someone else a go.