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maybe because we have been so frightened to attack (for McGrath only knows how long) under the last manager/structure etc etc yada yada

3rd option ‘volley them in the jaw’

OMFG!! What a bunch of clearings in the woods, glad miss botox lips has gone though regardless if she was good or not

whats going on with the Packers? let the other team score as many points as possible then do a come back thing??

Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, Klopp gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the lad comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. 'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.' 'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten up and now your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.' The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry..' 'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' screams his mum, 'it's your f*!%#ng fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!'

Reddit seem to be loving his goal

That looks more like Ross Mccormack after his surgery (minus the bruising)

I hope ‘Santa’ brought you and your bro, something better that year

I remember walking past a school about 10 years ago and hearing "Jamiroquai, you little cnut" being shouted as a little kid was running away from this velour tracksuit wearing skinny yet pot bellied neanderthal humanoid, and I thought what a poor kid, growing up being called "Jamiroquai". Hearing kids being referred to as a "cnut" is East London is not that uncommon amongst a particular demographic

He has spouted some shit in his time FTFY

Unfortunately so, and has been the case for too long.. ill-prepared un-prepared not-prepared never-prepared and the possible suffix, well that is another story

I agree but didn’t we drop the ‘prepared’ moniker a few seasons back? I seem to remember Burnley then starting to use it, was it their second or third season in the Prem?

also posted in Jack’s thread

Also added to the James Chester thread

I think there needs to be a few additional reaction emoji thingies, I gave a sad face purely because although this is ‘interesting general knowledge’ it is a bit sad you have typed it out and seeming knew it (although google is your friend (other search engines are available etc.) maybe something for Site issues like a specific groan emoji reaction for the joke thread

Just in case you want to be reminded of it all

FTFY

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I think I have learned how to post gifs ? Tag says ‘VUP’ Gif post fail ?

I have had a look and I think you are right but look at the difference facilities fees in the Talk$hi+e link https://www.premierleague.com/news/691073 The League's central revenues are distributed to clubs in the following manner: - UK broadcast revenues: 50 per cent equally shared; 25 per cent shared based on how often a club’s matches are broadcast in the UK (known as "Facility Fees"); and 25 per cent shared based on where a club finish in the league table (known as "Merit Payments") - Central Commercial revenues: Equally shared by clubs - International broadcasting revenues: Equally shared by clubs https://talksport.com/football/376346/how-much-money-each-premier-league-club-earned-tv-and-their-final-position-180518283150/ How much money each Premier League club earned from TV and their final position The countrys top 20 teams split a pot of £2.42 BILLION this season talkSPORT 18th May 2018, 8:04 am Updated: 5th June 2018, 8:56 pm The 2017/18 Premier League earnings have been announced and, despite claiming the title, newly crowned champions Manchester City havent come out on top. The countrys top 20 teams split a pot of £2.42 BILLION this season, with the biggest clubs earning just under £150m each while the bottom feeders settled for a measly £94m. How will they cope? THE FIGURES ARE BROKEN DOWN AS FOLLOWS: Each club is ranked by the total payment they received a number that is made up of merit money, facility fees, domestic TV, overseas TV and central commercialisation. Merit money Merit money is very simple as it is based solely on each clubs finishing position in the league. Bottom of the table West Brom received £1,931,268 in merit money, while every other club received an extra £1,931,268 for every position higher they finished. Second bottom Stoke received £3,862,536 (2 x £1,931,268), third bottom Swansea received £5,793,804 (3 x £1,931,268) and so on. Facility fees Facility fees are based on how many of each clubs games were selected and aired on live TV. To even things out, every side gets a guaranteed £12,312,666, even if fewer than ten of their games were chosen for live TV. The rest get an extra £1,129,879 for each game over ten. For example, Huddersfield had under ten matches on live TV and so collected the £12,312,666, however Manchester United ended up with £32,650,495 as they had an extra 18 matches shown live. Domestic TV, overseas TV and central commercialisation These numbers are all equal for each club. All 20 sides receive £34,812,558 for domestic TV income, £40,771,108 for overseas TV income and £4,838,892 for central commercialisation (such as sponsors).

Although this is from 2017, might help explain. Showing away games is good for fans who can’t travel/get tickets because of limited allocation etc, but from a FFP point of view (yep sorry to bring that up here) Home games are being broadcast would be more beneficial... https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/championship-tv-money-aston-villa-12969621 Aston Villa have earned just £520,000 from their 16 matches on the box this season. After the final whistle is blown in Sunday's match with Brighton, Villa will end the campaign having seen 16 of their 46 Championship fixtures chosen for live coverage by the Football League’s partner broadcaster Sky Sports. While the TV money Villa will receive this season in comparison to recent Premier League campaigns is greatly reduced, the claret and blues are still one of the highest earning clubs in the EFL. How is the money added up? Championship clubs are awarded £100,000 for every home game broadcast on Sky, while they are given a £10,000 bonus for away clashes on the box.