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Reckon the Arse will get arsed by SJM.

Just been on blue moon. first time in a long time only the minority think they will win It's 43% they win 57% us or draw.

I would laugh at that but you can't waste likes on a matchday

Also they lose Ghana gueye to afcon.

Sorry auto correct WSL

No wonder none of my models worked.

It's sticky back plastic. Didn't you ever see Valerie Singleton?

Wanted to give you a like for this, but I can't waste them on a matchday

The ASP and championship are breaking away from the FA next year. Should see a lot more money in the game. A bit like the start of the premier league.

Maybe if you get 3 letters from pgmol you get an extra point.

I think we need to up our goal difference. Were the lowest in the top 4. I can't see any of them a 4 goal defeat.

Now you're being antisemantic

God we were lucky They were all over us we just got 7 lucky breakaway goals.

Sister in law knocked me out yesterday Can you believe anybody would put chloroform on their dirty knickers

Maguire is the big problem. The sooner he's out the better. Sure he can hear a ball, but he can't play out. All the top teams in Europe play out. All forward play starts from him and he just can't do it. The difference between him and Pau is lightyears Every time Maguire tried a forward pass an angel gets gonhorrea.

Why did the sperm cross the road I put the wrong socks on this morning

Can't really let that go. In 1950 the population of Gaza was about 1m In 2021 that has risen to 5.2m If it's ethnic cleansing, they're not doing a very good job.

I've got this new wife text adapter app. It's really good. When she texts it goes like this. Mary told me to try hibiscus tea. I mean she's never Ill has a great complexion, so I thought why not try it. So I was in Tesco s and couldn't find any. The girl was trying to help but she didn't really get that only hibiscus would. So I went into Waitrose if anyone had it they would. Anyhow who did I meet in there but Susan, Carls wife, she was telling me they'd just bought the new Dyson but I told her we already had one. Any way I got the tea we had a bit of a natter and I came home. Then it comes to me Beep beep I bought tea.

Seems it's happened again Beeb reporting a shooting at a psychiatric hospital

I don't know this bit, but as Legia beat us by one goal, what happens if we beat them by two. Is that it or does goal difference then come into it? Or is it we won the head to head we come top.

There's a poll now on the BBC who should be Kane's understudy. Ollie leads on 48% . Toney is second on 16%.

Yeah it's only Bertie for us but Salah Bissouma and more

I suppose Afcon will have some impact.

Nah Kimbolton village in Bedfordshire. The local vicar is the only individual in the country with a private licence to do fireworks. Gets to go all over the world to do shows. Gets involved in new years eve in london. Did a huge display at the millenium. Practices for future displays at the Kimbolton bonfire night. People come from miles around.

Dougie is the guy when you can't think who to give the momt to It's Double