blunther

Ukrainian ladies are the best in the land. This is a match between heavyweights when it comes to beautiful women.

Yep, that's £1.02bn now

Absolute arrogant arsehole in real life too. It was all about him.

Arsehole Southgate.

I hated him when he left (that dive) but it was only because him leaving hurt so much. Welcome back Ash.

It's like they're the only people who have ever researched anything. But research is watching idiots on YouTube. It's really sad to see what the internet has become/created when it could be such a force for good.

It's a strange little cult. Mostly incels from what I've seen.

It's really hard to tell what's satire these days. Really thought this was taking the piss until the last line. It's sad what some people turn into these days with a world of information at their fingertips. And why are they all obsessed with other men (probably black fellas at that) shagging their wives? Weird folk.

Are any of this team eligible to defend it next season?

Surprised I haven't heard more about him on here like we have Carney and JP-B and the Ramsey's. He seems a right little terror of a forward. Liked him a lot.

I don't think Engels or Freddie are going anywhere. And we'd be nuts to sell Nakamba, Hause or El Ghazi. Our squad has been thin this season. We want a deeper squad, but also want quality. That means we might only be looking at signing 2 or 3 players, so I've no idea why people are talking about selling players that have made fantastic contributions like AEG, Marv or Hause.

If it's anything like yesterday, nobody even pretended to look at the photos. Not sure what the point was.

He's a class act. What an absolute bargain.

Not sure you know what a fact is. Anyway, I think we aim for 60 points next season. I'd be very happy if we can just improve on this year's point tally.

Whatever happens, let's not be like Spurs fans and boo. How embarrassing. Absolute dead-rubber game for us, and Chelsea need the win so not expecting much. Would like to see a good half hour for Philogene-Bidace since he's not involved in the youth cup.

didn't have much choice by the time we managed to get through to buying due to the pretty awful website. And I certainly wouldn't have gone if I'd known how much it was before a mate bought it! Maybe it is the standard price for a Cat A game, I'm season ticket so used to paying about £26 per game, regardless who it's against. No idea why it costs more to see us get diicked by better teams, I'd rather watch us play someone and have more chance of winning. It's not a standard game either though. Usually games where there's not a packed villa park will be priced accordingly. Don't mind spending £15 on a cup ticket even though it'll be a crap atmosphere with 20k there. Obviously I'm out of the loop and a minority here, but to me £50 to watch a game of football is extortionate. no idea how much people spend bringing their family to a so-called 'cat a' game. Must be twice the price of a day out at Alton Towers, and I know which one would be more fun.

There were some available for £27 apparently, but we're still one of the most expensive teams in the PL for tickets for the last match. Burnley free; Baggies, Leeds, Man U, Everton, Palace, even Arsenal are under £30. hopefully not a sign of things to come. I know our season tickets are among the cheaper end, and there's a waiting list. With a business head on you'd up the prices, but you'd hope this isn't just business. If we start jacking the prices up then I'm out.

Fifty **** quid for a ticket is taking the piss. Thanks villa.

They had a crowd for the one against Chelsea a whole back. Still remember that cocky little prick celebrating at the Holte.

I reckon we can be confident of going through now...you'd hope. Assume they'd let 10,000 in if we can have that for Chelsea. Hopefully we get some good support in there for them.

So is the final at villa park? Anyone know the tickets situation?

Fantastic little run from Barry. He looks a proper player

Hopefully he'll get a run out on Sunday then.

Is Philogene-Bidace not eligible for this? Wrong age-bracket?

I don't see the need for all the insults. He was a loan so no big fee or long contract involved. He won us some points earlier in the season then it's all gone downhill for whatever reason. He's obviously pissed off with himself too. It didn't work out and he won't be around here next season, no biggie.