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I don't want to be that guy, but surely they already know its a girl, based on the tablecloth, balloons and little banner by the garage door ? I call fake !

I hear what you're saying but I'd rather win a trophy that all teams have entered, otherwise it becomes a competition for the also rans. When man ure didn't enter the 2000 fa cup cos they were being ambassadors in South america or wherever then there would be those who said we would've won the FA cup* as if it was devalued cos the cockney reds didn't take part.

My mate's nephew is Spanish and once brought over his stunning girlfriend to visit England. We all went to dinner one night and it was all I could do just to keep my gaze from her amazing "everything". Anyway, during the evening she must've kicked off at the poor lad 6 times, in company and then 5 minutes later she was all lovey dovey with him....then off she'd go again, raging about something in a language spoken at 1000 mph. He is the most placid lad I have ever known and speaks great English. He apologised later and semi joked that his missus - out of 4 sisters - was considered the quiet one !! Latina Chicas.....you have been warned

Students, you say....

I've heard that Eddie R2D2 likes his cruises and usually has a couple a year. Imagine if you've saved like buggery for years to have a cruise of a lifetime only to end up stuck on the same boat as him for 10 days.You wouldn't have to know him from before as I am sure that self opinionated whining would drive any sane person to launch him overboard !

Yeah. DD tw@tted a salmon dead with a small wooden cosh called a priest and Jimmy Greaves exclaimed "effing deadly !!" Or so I'm told anyway...

So this wasn't you ?

Just watched a bit of it. I dunno...if that was what he was all about then okay, drive by the ground but don't pull up for photo opportunities alongside a big poster. That's a whole different level than a blue and white wreath in the shape of a football. Doesn't sit easy with me.

Reminds me of two vauxhall carltons parked (squeezed, more like) on the tiny front drive of a terraced house on jockey Road Sutton. They have been there for years and years mould/mildew around the window seals and looking in poor state. I often wonder if the house is occupied, who by and if those cars are a restore project (doubtful).

I had to do this when preparing for my operation a few years ago. I had trimmed my spuds a few times with a razor but my gut got in the way of my vision, so I used a cream called Nads. Worked a treat but stinks. Nothing beats the feeling of a silky sack against my boxers, or bedsheets. Once it starts to grow back though.....

Who the actual **** watches her videos for the tune ? It's the same as Anna Kournikova was a great tennis player (she wasn't but easy on the eye)

If you're any kind of self respecting dirty old man (like me) you should then know it's a song by Jennifer Lopez....she of the arse you could rest your pint on

But....but.....but....you like gravy with fish..... Now I am too confuse.

I reckon @blandywould have gravy on that pizza too

I did use the words "or something like that"....honestly, some people just love to nitpick. Mate

I read that as "windy roads" and not "windy roads"

Yeah, Bryan Savin who was a fellow BRMB presenter. I think it was more grabbing Savin by the lapels and lifting him out of his wheelchair. Something to do with Savin's show encroaching or overlapping on Butler's and TB got the hump when Savin complained.....or something like that. I got the impression that Tony Butler is or was a difficult character to work with

That Barça kit is

The worst dogheads I've heard on that phone in are some smug lil yam yam called Phil who can barely hide his hate for us and also P(r)at from Warsaw.....I used to think he was from walsall until I saw a tweet from him with his location as Warsaw.....anyway, what a ungracious, dull, monotone person I've ever heard ! Don't think he's been on for a good while - which is nice - unless he's resurfaced this year ?

Millwall -> SHA of the South.