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Caught it last night and even Erdo Pete wasn't entertaining mate. He knew the formation slo mo should be picking though mate. Said they should give it a gooo vs forest mate. Also, Chong is being played wrong mate. He did his usual "dunno what that last blose fan wuz on about mate" but apart from that it was a dull show. Only 1 villa fan managed to get on. That phone in is a closed shop. Mate.

I took a czech work colleague to Southampton to see his team sparta prague in the europa league about 3 years ago. We were in the away end (of course) and they had a black centre half (Costa ?) who was having a nightmare game, like bambi on ice. Every time he touched the ball he was getting dogs abuse from the sparta fans. I was then told by a rather embarrassed sparta fan next to me that it's not because he is crap that he gets abuse, it's because he is black and he cops for it most games. I then looked around and noticed just how many skinheads were in the crowd, giving plenty of nazi salutes to the saints fans in that corner. It really was like going back in time. One teenage fan then started on an old boy for not joining in on the chant he had sung. He got so outraged he then bit the seat in front of me in pure anger after screaming at the old un. They lost 3-0, we were kept in for 30 mins after the game and on my way out a female steward said to me " so....you....enjoy...game...not good ?" To which I replied in my broadest brummie accent that it was as bad as watching the villa ! Her face was a picture !

Octopussy. All time high by Rita Coolidge.

Strange thing about Hargreaves. When in the studio he is fine but as a co-commentator he is so robotic, unable to string more than 3 or 4 words together at one time

eesgorragoomate. Mate.

WBA are such a pointless club. More yo yo than SHA (in lower leagues). Come up this season, fck all spent on transfers the season after and guess what ? Rinse and repeat. I wonder if The Squeaky One still buys empty seats around him so the "annoying" kids in the local community can't go ?

I just want us to beat them in our own back yard and get that monkey off our backs. That would mean more to me than winning at their place.

Imagine Erdo Pete, Glenroy and R2D2 Eddie as tv pundits, hosted by Polly. I'd watch it. Mate

Absolutely everything....?

If/when we're 7-0 up against small heath I would be trying even harder !

Having a new tempur mattress arriving today, so had to bag up and bring the old one (also tempur) downstairs ready for collection. Stupid price for a mattress but as I had one before then I am used to it. Thing is, cos its pure memory foam it weighs a bloody ton. Took me ages to get it off the bed and then down the stairs. I'm now panting like a fat lad in a doughnut shop

He'll offer £4m plus Eric Dier

Anyone got a video clip of the goal ?

This. Man don't give a f*** about reputation. Too many times over the years we would've rolled over in a submissive, "well this is what happens Man Ure".

You simply have to admire Emi's balls for that !

Pics or gtfo

Only another 15 minutes to go....

Am encouraged by the performance but we all know how this will end

Complete Representative for Wellingborough. Hope he gets the constant sh1ts for the rest of his life.

Nicked from the real ale tw*ts Facebook page, perhaps ?

To literally cash in on the impending chaos. Greed is good. Greed works.

You wait....the tanker drivers' Union will call a strike soon. You couldn't make this crap up

Alright, Harry H Smartarse ! Blame google not me

I had this discussion with my other half, who runs. She is petite in stature but "jumped the queue" when it came to handing out boobies. Anyway, she says it really is upsetting to be catcalled for being well blessed up front. For a while, I couldn't totally understand that; I mean....it would've been a compliment surely, albeit crude ones ? I said I could understand if they shouted stuff if she was overweight and/or had a fat arse but I guess she's right. I admit that if i see a female jogger, I will casually check her out but won't be hanging out of my car window, shouting "encouragement". Women do it too, so it ain't just white van man, but I guess two wrongs don't make a right...