AndyM3000

Hes keeping it as credit so he can always use the 'Remember how I reacted when you cheated on me?' line next time he does something wrong. Very clever.

I almost choked on my sandwich at that bat comment, well played.

When I was 11 I had a scooter and decided to go down a really big hill. I picked up a lot of speed and for some reason I thought the best way to get round this bend was do a wheelie round it, came flying off and ended up on the pavement on the opposite side. I remember going to the Botanical Gardens in Birmingham and they had a playground and one of the things you could do was try to walk across these narrow wooden beams that were a few feet off the floor. It was wet as it had been raining and I slipped, went straight down and myself and beam connected in a place Id rather we didn't. I then spun upside down and onto the floor, I was in pain. They would get me £250 but haven't done much silly stuff in my adult life. In secondary school I did the old classic, walk across a tree trunk that goes over a river, it snapped I fell in the river ruining my brand new school shoes (They were Kickers, remember them?) my mum wasn't impressed. I also thought you couldn't slip on a banana peel, I assumed it was just a made up thing in cartoons. I went to pretend to slip on one as a joke, because I was hilarious like that, and well I actually slipped good and proper and landed on my arse.

The club went with reducing the wage bill and looks like Lambert wanted a happy dressing room. It could upset some if they are all on 10k a week and he is on 40k, it shouldn't but it might. As far as his contract I dont see why we just dont agree pay him off for for say 25k a week? That way he can go play first team football somewhere and as long as he gets 15k a week he wont be losing any money.

Only GTAs I enjoyed were GTA 3 and Vice City. Bought the last one and there is no doubt it's a great game but the story line is boring, the missions are boring. Way too much of 'Follow this car for 7 miles' 'Go pick up this person' Zzzzzz. GTA is all about the story and missions and they were so dull I lost interest after 2 days. Just started playing COD: Ghosts online, again it is poor and nothing compared to old versions. I think I like about 2 maps, the rest are just lacking something. Dont get me started on that map with the huge castle I refuse to even play that now. Id rather they bring out a new one with all the good old maps. Pipeline, Wet work, Dome, Vacant, Broadcast, Invasion, Highrise. Anymore? Bloc was good for sniping too. Iv heard Battlefield is the better game but I do get crushed at it. Will take a while to adapt but should probably move to that now.

Someone I used to work with started creating fake facebook accounts and well one thing lead to another and he took it too far, he got sacked.

Dare I ask... how? He removed a couple of his ribs.

Getting their hair done.

If you go on there and punch Keith Lemon in the face I will give you a medal. Cant stand that guy.

Great movement.

You are suggesting we should play like Barcelona? I think someone should suggest it to Lambert, see what he says. Maybe attach a video of these games.

City had more attempts and better chances pre red card though? Obviously it's effectiveness isn't overrated if you are good enough to pull it off but only a couple teams in the whole world are First half was awful, It looked like City were having to work very hard in order to defend and create anything where as Barcelona were barely breaking a sweat.

After watching Barca and Bayern tonight im not having anyone in on topic try tell me a passing possession game is overrated. Never seen two games be so controlled. Red cards may have played a part but the movement is there for all to see.

Just on my twitter feed... https://twitter.com/jackwhitehall/status/436242834191286272/photo/1 Is that Jenny? I haven't seen her mention she was going on Jonathan Ross, she prob did though.

Have you already booked it? Bit of a faff but if you book it separately via certain stations (on your trip I reckon maybe Banbury, Birmingham, Sheffield, York- not necessarily all of them!) it should be cheaper. It shouldn't be so difficult though and quite expectedly most people don't go to the trouble which is why fares stay so high. Not booked yet, waiting for another option to pop up and save me. I'll have a look, will have to work the route out and be prepared to change a lot. For an extra £10 you can fly BA London to Newcastle direct and it takes 1 hr 20. Just an option..

Strange how if you follow people around it is considered stalking but if you have a camera and pretend to be a photographer it's all good.

Joe Hart LOL

I remember Gabby going on loan and being awful, good job he was still thrown in.

I dont even know why them journalists were there, from the start it was just who could get a dig in at each other. Cant remember who the host was now but he was awful. Some woman in the background shouting stuff 'I know who you are, I searched you on Wikipedia earlier.' As you said, car crash indeed. I just laughed if I took that seriously Id put my head through the TV.

Or he could have used our kids instead of buying all these League One players and spent the money on some more solid players to balance it out better.

Apart from your lack of understanding about the North/South poles did what they say turn out to be true?

So we have him and Grealish out on loan that can take players on, drive and get at the heart of a defence and we have NOBODY here who can do that? Get them back and stick them in.

Its worth about 2m a season I think. My point is that a lot of fans wouldn't be happy with selling the stadium name but I bet a lot might be a bit more at ease with it if it meant lowering tickets and giving the fans something back. Id sell the name regardless I dont really care but Id rather we give something back to the fans than to give it to a manager/owner who is likely to pocket the money or spend it on league 2 players.

Be quicker to list what we don't need!

Small skillful winger isn't great at heading, hardly a shock. Was it also a surprise to you that Carlos Cuellar wasn't prolific in front of goal?