AndyM3000

MOTM - Me for having sat through that without self harming

**** off Lambert, resign you word removed Im actually starting to **** hate him. Shit manager, shit tactics, shit subs. GTFO.

Karma of a miss for being such a cheat

**** are you doing

Pass it Weimann you **** tool

**** off Quinn you bellend.

Really? We aren't even losing. I'm half joking But the football needs to improve. Im not its **** shite and has been all season. Get rid now.

Have you not watched us this season? Its all we do, which is why we are so shit.

With Liverpool and Spuds playing that was always going to be the case regardless of the scores.

We haven't scored in about 3 and a half games of football now.

Sylla on the wing crossing. Yes because that makes sense.

What?

Did anyone just hear Glenn Hoddle call Weimann.. Veranin?

That is why we are shit and cant win games.

Who had the 34th min for the Baker injury?

Add a new RB to the list for the summer, even more money we have to spend.

I love my job. I get up when I want, I go to sleep when I want. I can eat at any point during the day and take unlimited breaks & nobody tells me what to do. Oh yeah I am unemployed.

Not sure how Newcastle are playing but they could overrun the midfield easily if they wanted to.

Notts County must have some stupid players. 2-0 up today and 2-0 up against Pboro only to get players sent off early on and go on to lose both games. Causing their own problems it seems.

I think Id kill myself if I was a Boro fan. Have they got McLeish working with the new bloke or something?

Hes keeping it as credit so he can always use the 'Remember how I reacted when you cheated on me?' line next time he does something wrong. Very clever.

I almost choked on my sandwich at that bat comment, well played.

When I was 11 I had a scooter and decided to go down a really big hill. I picked up a lot of speed and for some reason I thought the best way to get round this bend was do a wheelie round it, came flying off and ended up on the pavement on the opposite side. I remember going to the Botanical Gardens in Birmingham and they had a playground and one of the things you could do was try to walk across these narrow wooden beams that were a few feet off the floor. It was wet as it had been raining and I slipped, went straight down and myself and beam connected in a place Id rather we didn't. I then spun upside down and onto the floor, I was in pain. They would get me £250 but haven't done much silly stuff in my adult life. In secondary school I did the old classic, walk across a tree trunk that goes over a river, it snapped I fell in the river ruining my brand new school shoes (They were Kickers, remember them?) my mum wasn't impressed. I also thought you couldn't slip on a banana peel, I assumed it was just a made up thing in cartoons. I went to pretend to slip on one as a joke, because I was hilarious like that, and well I actually slipped good and proper and landed on my arse.

The club went with reducing the wage bill and looks like Lambert wanted a happy dressing room. It could upset some if they are all on 10k a week and he is on 40k, it shouldn't but it might. As far as his contract I dont see why we just dont agree pay him off for for say 25k a week? That way he can go play first team football somewhere and as long as he gets 15k a week he wont be losing any money.

Only GTAs I enjoyed were GTA 3 and Vice City. Bought the last one and there is no doubt it's a great game but the story line is boring, the missions are boring. Way too much of 'Follow this car for 7 miles' 'Go pick up this person' Zzzzzz. GTA is all about the story and missions and they were so dull I lost interest after 2 days. Just started playing COD: Ghosts online, again it is poor and nothing compared to old versions. I think I like about 2 maps, the rest are just lacking something. Dont get me started on that map with the huge castle I refuse to even play that now. Id rather they bring out a new one with all the good old maps. Pipeline, Wet work, Dome, Vacant, Broadcast, Invasion, Highrise. Anymore? Bloc was good for sniping too. Iv heard Battlefield is the better game but I do get crushed at it. Will take a while to adapt but should probably move to that now.