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We will never beat Small Heath who were linked to Maradona and signed Ted McMinn They're all ours

A spot of Irish Yoga. At least we've got a decent song to sing now as per Facebook today......spirit in the sky....

Chinese with a twist.........

An out of contract player whose form only improved in the last 10 games of the season #playingforanewcontract I won't be losing any sleep over this one #sourgrapes

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Dave's stag?

If Benteke leaves we will target Adebayor. In fact we might have already done so

I was told tonight that youth team players have been selling tickets at inflated prices. Very disappointing if true

I was in Club Wembley for the semi and I am again for the final. I sat in the Villa end of the ground at the semi and it was all Villa around me although when Liverpool scored there were a few of them a couple of blocks along. My friends were sat at the Liverpool end and had no problems, in fact we all celebrated widely in a mixed bar (Bar West) afterwards without a hint of trouble. As others have said no replica shirts allowed but saw plenty of people wearing scarfs etc, they sell team merchandise in the ground. Loads of food options available and bars, some with leather sofas! The only negative was the beer itself, only Bud and Guinness on draught at £5 pint. Guinness was ok but Bud was piss. Mind you the Shampoo afterwards tasted great, hoping for more in 2 weeks time! UTV

I don't like the sound of things as it stands but will make judgment when further information is available

There were tickets available online this morning but not many, mostly Witton Lane Upper and the top of the Trinity.

In my experience, the majority of women who go for this sort of thing are crackers. Get rid, soonest. I can vouch for that, had a girl across the road in college, who was our goalkeepers girlfriend, well they just broke up, this was all during the whole JT/Bridge thing as well, she basically cornered me one night I was trying to get with her friend, but as we all well know an erection has no conscience, so took her back to mine for the night. She was across the road so used her for the whole year but specifically told her it would never amount to anything more, then one night I was out and was very drunk told her I got I text off my ex and was going to go back to her house but I'd call over to her tomorrow night. She went back thrashed my room, house, then tried to drive home to Tralee from Cork about 200km despite the fact she was very drunk, one of my buddies had to take her keys off her and hide them. Total nut job, not great in the sack either. That's Kerry women for ya!

Kingman is spot on with his info as I receive all corporate emails from Villa.........Villa's allocation has now sold out.

I was at Wembley with Walsall on Sunday. The Greyhound has closed down and the pubs in the area are allocated to one set of fans in each one. No idea who decides which fans in which pubs or when this will be known.

Just heard a rumour that our game will be on Sunday, Arsenal Saturday. Only a rumour from a corporate bod though so don't go booking trains etc just yet!

When are they going to announce when the game will be played? It would help to know!!

Let the speculation begin (again)

Didn't the guy who owns the Phoenix Suns recently try to buy Rangers? Could this guy have his Phoenix's in a muddle?

Just being able to understand him is a huge improvement.

Who?

Welcome Tim 'Marmite' Sherwood to the best football club in the world. I look forward to once again seeing my team playing with pride, zest and passion in the badge. And don't be shy with the mallet on the time wasters.

I have absolutely no faith in Lerner appointing the right man.

I was there last night, it was a fantastic night for everyone involved with the club. Plenty of tears of happiness were shed. I will be at Wembley on 22nd March to cheer em on and I know that I wont be the only Villa fan there supporting them.

What right thinking club has Ashley as an owner?

And Barkley