villaajax Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 When the end of your penis hurts. You're doing it wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted January 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 14, 2011 jam with no bits. why? why **** bother? Hmmm, I feel the same about the Jam with no Paul Weller tbh. I know they're making a living but come on, Weller was the Jam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 SSN referring to Tottenham-Manure as a "Title Showdown". Is it ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 When your scrote slaps against your leg when you are whisking something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maloneyt Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 98% of women comedians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 98% of women comedians. *100% I don't know why but women comedians just make me cringe. They're awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Agreed on the scrotum Milfner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 98% of women comedians. *100% I don't know why but women comedians just make me cringe. They're awful. The modern crop are terrible. Although the Iranian lass raises a smile once in a while. Women comedians tend to become self depreciating and it grates on me. There's no women comedian great at the observational stuff at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 98% of women comedians. *100% I don't know why but women comedians just make me cringe. They're awful. The modern crop are terrible. Although the Iranian lass raises a smile once in a while. Women comedians tend to become self depreciating and it grates on me. There's no women comedian great at the observational stuff at the moment. Shes crap, all of her jokes are based on her being Iranian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 15, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 15, 2011 98% of women comedians. *100% I don't know why but women comedians just make me cringe. They're awful. The modern crop are terrible. Although the Iranian lass raises a smile once in a while. Women comedians tend to become self depreciating and it grates on me. There's no women comedian great at the observational stuff at the moment. Shes crap, all of her jokes are based on her being Iranian This. As I sadi in another thread, if you said to her "Do a set without mentioning being iranian" she'd probably speak for about 2 minutes about being a woman, and then have literally no more material. She's shit, people only like her because she's nicer to look at than Jo Brand and Victoria Wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 when a woman goes on mock the week, nothing is more cringe-worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Gina Yashire is the most annoying comedian I have ever known. Every single joke either starts with "I grew up in Nigeria yeah...." or "my mum is Nigerian..." I disagree about Shappi Khorsandi though. Yes, alot of her jokes are about being Iranian, but she does have a bit more variation. Best female comedian around by far is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E25ebRjx8w0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Agreed on the scrotum Milfner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 The opposition on FM constantly getting away with blatant offsides efore you're are ruled incorrectly offside as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 15, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 15, 2011 The opposition on FM constantly getting away with blatant offsides efore you're are ruled incorrectly offside as well. Just like real life, then. My Villa side just got outplayed by Everton at VP, we went 1-0 up (Downing) with a late counterattack, but we couldn't hold on and conceded a 92nd minute equaliser in a comedy goalmouth scramble. Like I say, realistic. Teamtalk: Disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I just lost 2-1 to Recreativo as Brescia in a friendly, ref was an utter muppet, wouldn't book any of their players, even when ine of them chopped in two footed and forced my new right winger off after 30 minutes and he's now out for 3 months. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Sloop John B. Actually, that's not fair, I like The Beach Boys and Pet Sounds is clearly one of the finest albums in the history of recorded music, but seriously, does every **** football chant in the country have to be a variation on the chorus to Sloop John B at the moment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gringo Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I disagree about Shappi Khorsandi though. Yes, alot of her jokes are about being Iranian, but she does have a bit more variation. Yes, the other half of her jokes are about her ex husband. [edit]dwunk typing[/edit] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 he's an ex for a very good reason i suspect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Female commentators. **** me, couldn't be more annoying if they tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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