Brumerican Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 people not keeping to the rules of the lovely ladies thread. wouldnt mind that thread still being around It's still around. It's called "The rest of the internet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 18, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2011 The usage "hating on". That "on" is redundant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm just very thin, and seem to grow up rather than out. Are you sure you have innards? Are you hollow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 little old ladies in Nissan Micra's that drive at 20mph for a mile, you eventually give them a little toot of the horn to say 'hello! speed it up my lovely' and you get ignored, so a mile further on you give a slightly firmer beep and she sticks two fingers up in the mirror! I go mental and shout a rude word just as someone walks around the corner. What do they see? Bloke in a big car swearing at granny in a micra. I wanted to jump out and explain the whole back story, but thought that might not look sane. wrinkly old cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm just very thin, and seem to grow up rather than out. work out/lift weights FTW Andrew. I used to be pretty thin due to my metablic rate when I was younger, so used to work out (ie pump iron) from the age of about 15 onwards. Eventually my metabliic rate calmed down in my late 20s/early 30s. Now I retain weight normally. I'm nigh on 6 foot 2 also. But now weigh 13.5 stone. I've been thinking about doing something along those lines. When I left school I was very light, but only about 5 foot 8. Now I'm half a foot taller with not that much weight added on. I'm 5'7 and weigh 9.5st, same weight I was when I left school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 You're all skinny runts that need to eat more protein and try lifting something heavier than a gamepad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm just very thin, and seem to grow up rather than out. Are you sure you have innards? Are you hollow? I'm dead inside, that may be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I've had enough of today and I want to go to bed, but at the same time I don't want tomorrow to come any quicker :notsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Bars that advertise looking for bartenders, but once you're there interviewing, they tell you 2/3 of the shifts are waiting tables..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I've had enough of today and I want to go to bed, but at the same time I don't want tomorrow to come any quicker :notsure: Alcohol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 half of one percent. Bloody hell BBC if inflation or interest rates have gone up/down just say by half a percent, we all know what you mean Not interest rates have gone up by half of one percent. You dont say interest rates are now at four and half of one percent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 19, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2011 half of one percent. Bloody hell BBC if inflation or interest rates have gone up/down just say by half a percent, we all know what you mean Not interest rates have gone up by half of one percent. You dont say interest rates are now at four and half of one percentI suppose they are technically right, in that "a percent" is not a noun - it's one per cent, i.e. one in a hundred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Bandwidth limits on image hosting websites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 Dr. Lucien Sanchez! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 Although I prefer "I know 'mon' means 'man', but I'm not sure 'och' means anything." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 It was a tough choice to make, there were so many lines to choose from. It'll be Dr. Liz Asher next (not for months, mind) so I'll allow you some input. I've narrowed it down to one of the following: -"One moment while I cross-fertilize the data..." -"You're a woman?" "Yes, I hope that's not a problem." -"Funny; that cat just told me to leave." -"Where's this flipping chicken?!" -"...I'm a big girl now. In a years time I'll be a woman" -"It was unprofessional and girlish, it won't happen again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 -"You're a woman?" "Yes, I hope that's not a problem." Definitely. Although without doubt Dean Learner has the best lines. And a lot of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Excellent, I was leaning towards that one myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 Another one; being hoisted by my own petard (damn you POB!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I'm a devilish character. :oink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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