Brumerican Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 It's half way between hell and Beirut. Strictly no suits or shoes . Drinks on offer include Lager, other lagers and there's usually some free charlie on the bog floor. (which doesn't lock, have a seat... or bog roll, so you'd better drop a log prior to your visit) Most importantly though , absolutely NO NOSES or there WILL be sporadic violence. Lock-Ins depend on whether the punters want one or not. The gaffer has no say on this matter. Male to female ratio is usually 20-1 , but they do have moody sattelite ,and show all Villa games. Tattoos and a criminal record/football banning order are a requirement, and will be checked upon entry . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 17, 2011 Author Share Posted May 17, 2011 I bet you've got some CS Gas though... No but ive been in a pub whilst someone let it off, and they expose you to it during basic training and annual refesher training during the military. It's nasty stuff. I know full well you do! I've got a good mate who's ex-infantry, he's got some cracking stories. One or two involving CS gas. I'm sure AWOL and Villadude have a few to tell themselves. The British public wouldn't catch their breath if they heard what went on at the taxpayers expense , but luckily most of it stays behind doors, especially when the zeitgeist is currently very much pro-military . (Help for heroes etc) It wasn't too long ago when a Corporal shagging a Captain warranted a four page pull out in the tabloids. I've heard some priceless tales. Including his time in Belize. ex-infantry are absolutely brilliant drinking partners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 **** tired. Just got back from an exam and have to go over everything for the one tomorrow morning. A nice cup o' tea is in order I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanky Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 **** tired. Just got back from an exam and have to go over everything for the one tomorrow morning. A nice cup o' tea is in order I think. Snap. Probable last ever exam for me tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I have 3 in a row, then two more then I'm done! Then I can retire to 3 months of gardening, PS3, walking the dogs, getting copiously drunk, a holiday or two and the gym until the real work starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Yesterday I was on the bus and I overheard some girls talking "My parent's friends have a boat on the river Thames" - she pronounced it 'Fames' The river Fames, I ask you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted May 18, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2011 I fink fat's stupid, but fat's just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 The fact I'm only 9 stone 5 lbs. I know I'm light, but even so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 The fact I'm only 9 stone 5 lbs. I know I'm light, but even so....Bleedin' eck.. and how tall are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 6 foot 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 How can you possibly be that light!? I'm thin and 6'3, yet I'm over 13 stone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm just very thin, and seem to grow up rather than out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm just very thin, and seem to grow up rather than out. work out/lift weights FTW Andrew. I used to be pretty thin due to my metablic rate when I was younger, so used to work out (ie pump iron) from the age of about 15 onwards. Eventually my metabliic rate calmed down in my late 20s/early 30s. Now I retain weight normally. I'm nigh on 6 foot 2 also. But now weigh 13.5 stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Ive got one of those tea pots with the filter in it so you can put loose tea in there and it'll brew away. Fantastic. Betcha got a doorbell 'n all! I do, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 18, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2011 You are very light TUS! I'm 6'3" and I'm 14 and a half stone. Although 2 months ago I was 16 and a half stone, so maybe I'll catch you up sooner or later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm just very thin, and seem to grow up rather than out. work out/lift weights FTW Andrew. I used to be pretty thin due to my metablic rate when I was younger, so used to work out (ie pump iron) from the age of about 15 onwards. Eventually my metabliic rate calmed down in my late 20s/early 30s. Now I retain weight normally. I'm nigh on 6 foot 2 also. But now weigh 13.5 stone. I've been thinking about doing something along those lines. When I left school I was very light, but only about 5 foot 8. Now I'm half a foot taller with not that much weight added on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 18, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2011 People that post one-star reviews on Amazon because the DVD/CD/book didn't turn up or was damaged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Recruitment agencies. The way they completely twist your words, leaving you in an interview infront of someone trying to explain how you're experienced with Visual Basic, when infact you've never used the damn thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zak Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 people not keeping to the rules of the lovely ladies thread. wouldnt mind that thread still being around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm just very thin, and seem to grow up rather than out. Kin hell, I thought I was light, I'm now 5'10 and weigh 10st 5. You make me feel fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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