packoman Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 My particular bugbear is people who say "Can I get" And anyone who says "like" around 100 times in each sentence I pretty much end every sentence with "like" or "do you know what I mean", sometimes both. Quite common over here though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 26, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2015 Can't stand the use of "was like" to mean "said". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 On my drive home from work, I drive past a house with a van that has the Wolves badge on it. It's some self-employed dingle who's business has the tag line 'No job to big or small' on the van. Every day I drive past and think of shouting out the window that he's missing an 'o'. In the last week or two, he's now had that tag line written on a car that is occasionally parked outside his house too. Plonker. He could just be prejudiced and only do jobs for medium-sized people. I'd report him to the police just in case. My friend started up a business called 'XYZ car valeting' but with his initials instead of XYZ. It irritated me that he didn't capitalise 'car valeting'. He said he didn't give a shit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Going back to discount sofas, I got a 3 seater and 2 seater in chocolate leather from Argos for about £400. This was 8 years ago and still in great nick. Albeit, I have never sat on the 2 seater so its like new. Going back on topic - work! I'm breathing out of my arse busy and other people are fannying around with nothing to do. rocket polishers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Going back to discount sofas, I got a 3 seater and 2 seater in chocolate leather from Argos for about £400. This was 8 years ago and still in great nick. Albeit, I have never sat on the 2 seater so its like new. Going back on topic - work! I'm breathing out of my arse busy and other people are fannying around with nothing to do. rocket polishers. I just read this like you were rapping, and it kind of worked 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APPOINTEE Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Graham Taylor and politicians regularly start a sentence after being asked a question with something like "let me just say this" or "I'd just like to say" . You were asked the question, you had the space to talk, say what you want. Don't start a sentence insinuating you're trying to get a word in edgeways. Leaves me shouting at the radio. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 When people begin an answer by saying "Listen..." Chances are the person asking the question is GOING TO BE LISTENING 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Habitual liars, working on someone's house today and over the course of 7 hours he told me He once found 3,000 roman coins buried in a farmers field His stepdad played bass in Fleetwood mac He lived and worked in Spain for last 10 years - this particular lie was proven to be bullshit when his wife told us later he worked in a aquarium when she met him (7 years ago) His dog is a special breed of spaniel, with only a dozen or so in England. Mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Was it a Spanish aquarium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 shes won, shes got her new sofa from DFS and it will be with us in a month when we move into our new house. been down there today stripping wall paper, really pisses me off and i had the day off work to go down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 "Free reign". It's free REIN. As in horses. Nothing to do with monarchy. Facebook is the very best place for laughing at bad grammar and pulling people up on it. Grammar Nazi FTW . you pull people up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 shes won, shes got her new sofa from DFS and it will be with us in a month when we move into our new house. been down there today stripping wall paper, really pisses me off and i had the day off work to go down there. On the plus side you get a free house from the council Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 yeah im happy about that and after a year of living there we can buy it for 52k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 What absolute word removed invented capri suns 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Do autocorrect fails fit in here? Sent a message to a girl from work saying that her sister sounds like she is a pain in the arse. I actually sent a message saying that her sister has passion in the arse. She's not replied. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I've told this one before but when I went to the zoo someone asked me how it was and I replied ' yeah its good the rapists are awesome' it should have said 'yeah its good the Tapiers are awesome' the most worrying thing is they replied with something along the lines of 'why doesn't that shock me' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 26, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2015 I've told this one before but when I went to the zoo someone asked me how it was and I replied ' yeah its good the rapists are awesome' it should have said 'yeah its good the Tapiers are awesome' the most worrying thing is they replied with something along the lines of 'why doesn't that shock me' Tapirs... rapist... do you habitually speak in anagrams? Or should I say, ask a rag man penis? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 I've told this one before but when I went to the zoo someone asked me how it was and I replied ' yeah its good the rapists are awesome' it should have said 'yeah its good the Tapiers are awesome' the most worrying thing is they replied with something along the lines of 'why doesn't that shock me' Tapirs... rapist... do you habitually speak in anagrams? Or should I say, ask a rag man penis? Tapirs thats the badger I typed that out on my laptop so I can't even blame auto correct, but yeah I typed it correctly at the time and I know that a Tapir is not a badger by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I get really annoyed when someone says "I learned them" instead of saying "I taught them" or "I'll learn him" instead of "I'll teach him". Really pisses me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I get really annoyed when someone says "I learned them" instead of saying "I taught them" or "I'll learn him" instead of "I'll teach him". Really pisses me off. What sort of **** moron talks like that??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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