GarethRDR Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Okay, on a seperate note; I just googled "retard smiley" to put at the end of the above post, why is there a picture of Fiorentina captain Alessandro Gamberini on page 4?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briggaman Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I have a webbed toe. I currently have three kidneys in my body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 13, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 13, 2012 I currently have three kidneys in my body.Is that because you've just eaten some steak and kidney pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 These kind of things remind me of how boring I am. Eeerrrm, got my joke in The Beano once. I've been dining on that one for 15 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briggaman Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I currently have three kidneys in my body.Is that because you've just eaten some steak and kidney pie? It would be more than three in that case. I had a kidney transplant, yet the two old kidneys that no longer work are still in my body (along with the new functioning one). Many people seem to think that they would take the old kidneys out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I was Villa mascot in 1999. We played Hull City in the FA Cup Third Round. During the warm-up I had a kickabout with Stan Collymore and Gary Charles and they both told me what a great left foot I had. Years later when I was at university I tthen saw Stan shopping in Tesco in Stafford with his mum, but he didn't recognise me. I haven't seen Gary Charles since that day though. I wonder what he's doing nowadays... didn't he do something rather drastic in his car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Tony Robinson once told me to "**** Off, Just **** off you little prick" at a TUC Conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 I've slept on a toilet floor on a couple of occasions, so tired was I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I got Tony Daley's autograph at the grand opening of Rumbelows in Tamworth many moons ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 So much for your cunning plan, eh Eames? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 So much for your cunning plan, eh Eames? Indeed. Ironically it was those two words that got me into trouble....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I recall the story, though in my head it plays out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I've got "three ankles". Not three ankle joints, I've got the standard two. But I have a bone growth out the side of my left foot, below the regular anklebone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 While working for a radio station in the North East, I interviewed amongst others, Terry Venables, Paul Merson, Bryan Robson, Steve McClaren, and Jack Charlton. On a side note, Jack Charlton forgot he was supposed to be being interviewed, 5 mins after he agreed to it, and wondered off down the bottom of his garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I got Tony Daley's autograph at the grand opening of Rumbelows in Tamworth many moons ago. I sat next to him at VP when QPR beat us in the cup the other year .. he was involved with Wolves (fitness coach i think ? ) ..is he still involved with them ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 My name isn't really Dante. DUM-DUM-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I once met Michael Jackson in Brannigans on broad street Yes it really was him Did he try to bum you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I once met Michael Jackson in Brannigans on broad street Yes it really was him Did he try to bum you? assuming Brannigans isn't a primary school , I'd have said AshVilla was too old at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Nope, nothing, I'm a very dull person. :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I recall the story, though in my head it plays out Thats actually pretty accurate. In fact if anything to my shame, I was even less subtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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