Shillzz Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Ffs Eames that's the man's Girlfriend you're talking about. This is Off-topic, which means no holds barred. You should have seen some of the abuse Dante got for going out with a stripper. Good times. Good times. She's retired now and working for a design company full time. Turnaround or what!? They were good times. You couldn't get away with even the tiniest slip up back then. Still going strong? Good to see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CVByrne Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Stevo can describe her She was about 6 foot 4. Fat. Really curly and messy ginger hair. Loads of spots. Her teeth (well what was left of them) were nice. Decent shade of yellow but not too straight. Beautiful adam's apple and man hands. Her skin was probably a touch too white for my liking. I like it pearl white. Her's was more arctic blizzard. But it was so freckly you couldn't really tell. You're too kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Yup. Engaged, wedding planned for June next year. Cor grumble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 (edited) Congratulations Mate! Edit: This was old news wasn't it. I bet this was old news. Edited August 2, 2013 by Shillzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 April >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Bah, I knew it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CVByrne Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 So I'm headed up to Cambridge again tomorrow but JLo is on call tonight so does't know what time she'll be in bed and what time I should arrive tomorrow. I said just text me during the night with the time, my phone will be on silent and you won't wake me up. She replied JLo: "What if I need you overnight, what if a patient of mine dies and I need support? Who am I going to call? " Me: "The Ghostbusters" That did not go down well 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Me: "The Ghostbusters" That did not go down well It made me laugh I'm surprised it didn't go down well!.(Let's hope she does eh? Nudge nudge wink wink) I don't know, not laughing at that is a bit strange and If there's something weird and it don't look good...well I think you know the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Well, we appreciated it Conor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Give steveo a buzz to cover the on call comfort for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CVByrne Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I had to explain the joke, then she got it. I said if you give me a lay up like that I have to take it. You couldn't trust anyone who didn't take that lay up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 (edited) Good work Conor, its like when someone asks "where do these stairs go"? Edited August 2, 2013 by Ingram85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Ghostbusters are the answer to that question every time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CVByrne Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Ghostbusters are the answer to that question every time... Exactly. Only Hitler or Stalin wouldn't reply Ghostbusters.. ..and that's only because they're dead and fear the Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 3, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 3, 2013 Give steveo a buzz to cover the on call comfort for you Happy to help! I saw Victoria's Secret last night. Oh my. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 4, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 4, 2013 (edited) Also, I took a sneaky peek at the label on the top half of that Victoria's Secret ensemble... 32G Edited August 4, 2013 by Stevo985 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Right so this weekend might be the turning point for my opinion on older women. I pulled a 24 year old and was chatting up a 30 year old and didn't feel weird. I know this might not seem a big deal, but I have never had a gf older than me and because I've only been 21 for a few months, this whole thinking myself as an adult (18 isn't an adult) is new to me. I can't describe it but when I was > 21, I always felt being with somebody older than me was like a kid being with an adult. But now I'm coming round to the idea of being an adult (career sorted, starting to actually look older), older women suddenly don't look that old. It's a real dating epiphany for me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 This is not really advice, more of a summary of what happened to me yesterday. So I agreed to meet a certain female at 4pm in the town centre. 3 hours before we meet I text her to confirm everything was still cool regarding our date...no response. I thought to myself this is strange, I best not start to get ready until she texts back, I don't want to waste my time. At approximately 3pm I get a text from her saying ''Oh shit, I've just woken up, so sorry, and I'm in pain so can we meet another day''? This was followed 5 minutes later by a phone call from her which I ignored. Now the Beta male that I was 5 years ago would of said no problem and rearranged, but the alpha male that I now am has decided to completely ignore any contact from her for at least a week. If a girl flops on you at that late notice, it's usually because she does not value you as a potential dating material. I mean to use the excuse that she has just woken up at 3pm is just lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 4, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 4, 2013 YEah **** that. I was all for you meeting up with her before. But if she's fobbed you off now I wouldn't bother. Unless there's something special about her I wouldn't bother trying to meet up again. Throw her back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 This is not really advice, more of a summary of what happened to me yesterday. So I agreed to meet a certain female at 4pm in the town centre. 3 hours before we meet I text her to confirm everything was still cool regarding our date...no response. I thought to myself this is strange, I best not start to get ready until she texts back, I don't want to waste my time. At approximately 3pm I get a text from her saying ''Oh shit, I've just woken up, so sorry, and I'm in pain so can we meet another day''? This was followed 5 minutes later by a phone call from her which I ignored. Now the Beta male that I was 5 years ago would of said no problem and rearranged, but the alpha male that I now am has decided to completely ignore any contact from her for at least a week. If a girl flops on you at that late notice, it's usually because she does not value you as a potential dating material. I mean to use the excuse that she has just woken up at 3pm is just lame. Was this the girl you mentioned recently? The one who ignored you for a while then was suddenly interested again? Like you say, she sounds flakey and not worth bothering with (unless she got run over or something and there is a genuine reason for her pain!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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