rjw63 Posted February 8, 2011 Author Share Posted February 8, 2011 Something my Dad has been saying to me for 18 months looks like its about to be proved correct. Good old Dad! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Carl Hickbread is on board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 8, 2011 Mill Keyway was a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Yeah that was good.... I actually thought about Carl Hickbread literally just before he read it out! Ahh, surprised we haven't had Mike Oxlong yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 8, 2011 I think that's what started it, before the chocolate references came in. They were doing the "Duck Register", or whatever they call it, and Dave got halfway through that but managed to stop before he read it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Ah yeah, I remember that now, as I was on my way to college. Mike Hunt is an obvious one. Ben Dover / Phil McCracken are very obvious ones. Roland Butter, Hans Up, Hugh Janus, Wendy Belltolls, Ellie Veight, Mark de Man (name of a real footballer ) Joe King, Yvonne Taffight, Phillipa Funnell, Ian Shee, Scott Free are all obvious, but mildly amusing ones I use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alf_stewart Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 ...Wayne Kerr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Where I worked the global email address system puts the first letter of your first name followed by your last name, if that email is taken the second letter of your first is added on. Not my favourite as mine ended up as jorudge so it looks like a short way of spelling Joanne, although when bored I looked through certain names, the best being Caroline Untermann. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 9, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2011 Yeh there's a guy where I work called C. Hunter, so the email is chunt63@..... I know that doesn't really say it, but it's close enough. True story though, we have more than one employee called Paddy Power, and there used to be a Juan Kerr on the Ford system, although he doesn't seem to exist anymore. There's also a Nicola Clegg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Yeh there's a guy where I work called C. Hunter, so the email is chunt63@..... I know that doesn't really say it, but it's close enough. True story though, we have more than one employee called Paddy Power, and there used to be a Juan Kerr on the Ford system, although he doesn't seem to exist anymore. There's also a Nicola CleggI'm pretty sure there's a Juan Kerr on the IOM - although that would be pronounced 'Dew-an'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Juan Knill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I work in the construction industry and there is a person who works for one of the builders we work for and his name is... Michael Hunt....he doesnt like being called Mike for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Yeh there's a guy where I work called C. Hunter, so the email is chunt63@..... I know that doesn't really say it, but it's close enough. True story though, we have more than one employee called Paddy Power, and there used to be a Juan Kerr on the Ford system, although he doesn't seem to exist anymore. There's also a Nicola Clegg Stevo did you ever spot Pierrot Tits in old Ford directory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 9, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2011 Hahahaha! No I didn't. I used to deal with headcount data in one of my old roles so I came across a few, but missed that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I'm tempted to email a friend of mine who works at Ford and ask him to do a screen shot of it for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 9, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2011 I did get an email from "Chris Cross" on Monday. Bless him, he signs all his emails as "Christopher N. Cross" to try and de-emphasise it, but CDS still brings him up as Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Did he make ya "jump-jump" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Talking to someone I dislike when I am 90% sure I have bad breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted February 9, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2011 When the painkillers kick in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Rasta Mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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