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Paddy's "Things that cheer you up"


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According to a statistical analysis of the "Likes" on the previous page, Gareth's return is:

 

33% less popular than farting in the car,

 

and (perhaps less surprisingly)

 

20% less popular than vicarious sex with lesbians.

Edited by CrackpotForeigner
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Being the first guy a woman who's married to another woman has had sex with in about 15 years.

 

Oddly enough I watched the kids are alright last night, are you by chance the sperm donor of their kids?

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Started the morning with The Coasters radio and had my favorite weather, sun was shining while it was raining. THIS DAY HAS PROMISE! About to start whatever evil work out has been prepared for me, I plan to destroy it :)

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Today I have been drinking with South Africans , English , scots , Indians , zim's , Dutch , poles , Americans , and a few other Africans .... You realise that nationalism is just an artificial boundary set by small minded people

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Hearing Arlo White say "this is an important game for West Ham: results earlier today have left them one place above the bottom three, the dreaded relegation zone."

 

Because West Ham are in trouble or because hearing American football commentary is funny?

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