Jondaken Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Got Drunk. Asked for BJ. he said I had to wear a Johnny. I said ı'd pay extra for not having one. A very tiny Turkish man drew a knife on me. (not in ink) Why were you asking a very tiny Turkish man for a blow job?!Don't knock it till you've tried it. There's an exception to every rule, this is one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Got Drunk. Asked for BJ. he said I had to wear a Johnny. I said ı'd pay extra for not having one. A very tiny Turkish man drew a knife on me. (not in ink) Why were you asking a very tiny Turkish man for a blow job?!Don't knock it till you've tried it. Is that a confession Mike? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 24, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 24, 2010 Got Drunk. Asked for BJ. he said I had to wear a Johnny. I said ı'd pay extra for not having one. A very tiny Turkish man drew a knife on me. (not in ink) Why were you asking a very tiny Turkish man for a blow job?!Don't knock it till you've tried it. Is that a confession Mike? :winkold:Well given that I'm not knocking it, I obviously haven't tried it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Got Drunk. Asked for BJ. he said I had to wear a Johnny. I said ı'd pay extra for not having one. A very tiny Turkish man drew a knife on me. (not in ink) Why were you asking a very tiny Turkish man for a blow job?! Don't knock it till you've tried it. Is that a confession Mike? :winkold: Well given that I'm not knocking it, I obviously haven't tried it! :? Ive never tried it, and can safely say i never will. Each to their own mate, we can still be pals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 *practised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Very entertaining reading the stories though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Got Drunk. Asked for BJ. he said I had to wear a Johnny. I said ı'd pay extra for not having one. A very tiny Turkish man drew a knife on me. (not in ink) Why were you asking a very tiny Turkish man for a blow job?! Don't knock it till you've tried it. Is that a confession Mike? :winkold: Well given that I'm not knocking it, I obviously haven't tried it! :? Ive never tried it, and can safely say i never will. Each to their own mate, we can still be pals A clever little edit there!!! I was of course refering to her pimp. Who was a tiny little turkish man. I was a younger man then..... I have a beautiful girlfriend now...blah blah blah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Got Drunk. Asked for BJ. he said I had to wear a Johnny. I said ı'd pay extra for not having one. A very tiny Turkish man drew a knife on me. (not in ink) Why were you asking a very tiny Turkish man for a blow job?! Don't knock it till you've tried it. Is that a confession Mike? :winkold: Well given that I'm not knocking it, I obviously haven't tried it! :? Ive never tried it, and can safely say i never will. Each to their own mate, we can still be pals A clever little edit there!!! I was of course refering to her pimp. Who was a tiny little turkish man. I was a younger man then..... I have a beautiful girlfriend now...blah blah blah Dont know what your on about fella? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Its not for me but my mate likes to visit them all when he goes on holiday to Riga, Amsterdam etc.. He was pissed off he couldnt find one in Gothenburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondaken Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Its not for me but my mate likes to visit them all when he goes on holiday to Riga, Amsterdam etc.. He was pissed off he couldnt find one in Gothenburg What's with that? Is he ugly? Sex addict? I can understand doing it once, but doing it regularly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddybloke Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 When we amsterdam there was a group of five of us and we all said we'd pay for one of us to do it. We spent the whole day bullying a couple of the group to do... just so we could have that funny story to go back and tell everyone, but no one manned up. Spoke to my mate when i got back and he did sleep with one of them and said he regretted doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Isn't it funny that not many actually have, but lots of people have 'mates' who are well into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Its not for me but my mate likes to visit them all when he goes on holiday to Riga, Amsterdam etc.. He was pissed off he couldnt find one in Gothenburg What's with that? Is he ugly? Sex addict? I can understand doing it once, but doing it regularly... I dont know I never asked him. He never uses them at home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I haven't but my mate is like a rat up a drain pipe whenever we go away and he will always find them,He even has a few regulars in Sutton. He has a misses as well but I think he is addicted to them plus she won't let him do it up the poo pipe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I haven't but.............. Most common quote in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villadude Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I wouldn't dream of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I wouldn't dream of it! lucky for you that you are the connect 4 world champion and I beleive you :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villadude Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I wouldn't dream of it! lucky for you that you are the connect 4 world champion and I beleive you :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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