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i was in the rainbow club on hagley road bored shitless, decided to walk down the kebab house next to safeburys, got collared, bartered and got a good price, done the deed in an alley, got a kebab, walked back to casino

was horrible, i was absolutely smashed she was rougher than a bag of nails, and im sure she pick pocketed me too, proud day

Should have waited until her back was turned, then cracked her over the swede with a ball-pein hammer and stabbed her multiple times with a sharpened screwdriver to finish her off. Tried and trusted method for dealing with one of Satans street walkers 8)

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i was in the rainbow club on hagley road bored shitless, decided to walk down the kebab house next to safeburys, got collared, bartered and got a good price, done the deed in an alley, got a kebab, walked back to casino

was horrible, i was absolutely smashed she was rougher than a bag of nails, and im sure she pick pocketed me too, proud day

Should have waited until her back was turned, then cracked her over the swede with a ball-pein hammer and stabbed her multiple times with a sharpened screwdriver to finish her off. Tried and trusted method for dealing with one of Satans street walkers 8)

Tried by you?

Remind me to never piss you off if that's the case :shock: .....

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i was in the rainbow club on hagley road bored shitless, decided to walk down the kebab house next to safeburys, got collared, bartered and got a good price, done the deed in an alley, got a kebab, walked back to casino

was horrible, i was absolutely smashed she was rougher than a bag of nails, and im sure she pick pocketed me too, proud day

Should have waited until her back was turned, then cracked her over the swede with a ball-pein hammer and stabbed her multiple times with a sharpened screwdriver to finish her off. Tried and trusted method for dealing with one of Satans street walkers 8)

Tried by you?

Remind me to never piss you off if that's the case :shock: .....

I keep forgetting there's a bunch of young words removed on this board :x

I was describing the preferred killing method of Sir Peter Sutcliffe, who did more for preventing STD's than Alexander Fleming.

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I keep forgetting there's a bunch of young words removed on this board :x

I was describing the preferred killing method of Sir Peter Sutcliffe, who did more for preventing STD's than Alexander Fleming.

:crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh:

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I keep forgetting there's a bunch of young words removed on this board :x

I was describing the preferred killing method of Sir Peter Sutcliffe, who did more for preventing STD's than Alexander Fleming.

:crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh:

Hurrah, someone on my wavelength at last :)

On the cider tonight mate? G&T here, first night off and not back at work until next Friday 8)

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i was in the rainbow club on hagley road bored shitless, decided to walk down the kebab house next to safeburys, got collared, bartered and got a good price, done the deed in an alley, got a kebab, walked back to casino

was horrible, i was absolutely smashed she was rougher than a bag of nails, and im sure she pick pocketed me too, proud day

Should have waited until her back was turned, then cracked her over the swede with a ball-pein hammer and stabbed her multiple times with a sharpened screwdriver to finish her off. Tried and trusted method for dealing with one of Satans street walkers 8)

Tried by you?

Remind me to never piss you off if that's the case :shock: .....

I keep forgetting there's a bunch of young words removed on this board :x

I was describing the preferred killing method of Sir Peter Sutcliffe, who did more for preventing STD's than Alexander Fleming.

I'll tell you what, that's shocking and disgusting.

The lack of awareness shown by today's youth regarding even modern history's great moments is a sad indictment of the times.

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I keep forgetting there's a bunch of young words removed on this board :x

I was describing the preferred killing method of Sir Peter Sutcliffe, who did more for preventing STD's than Alexander Fleming.

:crylaugh::crylaugh::crylaugh:

Hurrah, someone on my wavelength at last :)

On the cider tonight mate? G&T here, first night off and not back at work until next Friday 8)

Yeah, Aspalls tonight as I dont do the Amber Jack run til tomorrow

Got a bottle of Jager to get stuck into on Friday as well :lol:

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i was in the rainbow club on hagley road bored shitless, decided to walk down the kebab house next to safeburys, got collared, bartered and got a good price, done the deed in an alley, got a kebab, walked back to casino

was horrible, i was absolutely smashed she was rougher than a bag of nails, and im sure she pick pocketed me too, proud day

Should have waited until her back was turned, then cracked her over the swede with a ball-pein hammer and stabbed her multiple times with a sharpened screwdriver to finish her off. Tried and trusted method for dealing with one of Satans street walkers 8)

Tried by you?

Remind me to never piss you off if that's the case :shock: .....

I keep forgetting there's a bunch of young words removed on this board :x

I was describing the preferred killing method of Sir Peter Sutcliffe, who did more for preventing STD's than Alexander Fleming.

I'll tell you what, that's shocking and disgusting.

The lack of awareness shown by today's youth regarding even modern history's great moments is a sad indictment of the times.

I know 'nuff about previous crimes, it's something which I find very interesting (and not for tips). BTK had some skillz before he decided to make a comeback and got KTFO'd

And I was asking because Witton seems like the kind of person who would do something like that...

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i was in the rainbow club on hagley road bored shitless, decided to walk down the kebab house next to safeburys, got collared, bartered and got a good price, done the deed in an alley, got a kebab, walked back to casino

was horrible, i was absolutely smashed she was rougher than a bag of nails, and im sure she pick pocketed me too, proud day

Should have waited until her back was turned, then cracked her over the swede with a ball-pein hammer and stabbed her multiple times with a sharpened screwdriver to finish her off. Tried and trusted method for dealing with one of Satans street walkers 8)

Tried by you?

Remind me to never piss you off if that's the case :shock: .....

I keep forgetting there's a bunch of young words removed on this board :x

I was describing the preferred killing method of Sir Peter Sutcliffe, who did more for preventing STD's than Alexander Fleming.

I'll tell you what, that's shocking and disgusting.

The lack of awareness shown by today's youth regarding even modern history's great moments is a sad indictment of the times.

My sentiments entirely.

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Hurrah, someone on my wavelength at last :)

We all know where you're going:

We just have to take care we don't tread the same path. :winkold:

Are you a policeman or something? Whenever I want you to be there you ain't, and whenever I want you to be absent you **** show up :x

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And I was asking because Witton seems like the kind of person who would do something like that...

You cheeky young scamp :shock:

Peter Sutcliffe was a 10 stone weakling. I assure you if I were to decide to follow in his footsteps I'd be using a mallet or a sledgehammer to do the job, ball-peins are for puffs.

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Are you a policeman or something? Whenever I want you to be there you ain't, and whenever I want you to be absent you **** show up :x

You never want me to be absent; there would be no truth! :D

Hiding in the bushes doesn't make your fairytale any more true. :winkold:

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Are you a policeman or something? Whenever I want you to be there you ain't, and whenever I want you to be absent you **** show up :x

You never want me to be absent; there would be no truth! :D

Hiding in the bushes doesn't make your fairytale any more true. :winkold:

Replace 'truth' for 'fun' and you're accurate :D

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And I was asking because Witton seems like the kind of person who would do something like that...

You cheeky young scamp :shock:

Peter Sutcliffe was a 10 stone weakling. I assure you if I were to decide to follow in his footsteps I'd be using a mallet or a sledgehammer to do the job, ball-peins are for puffs.

Sutcliffe was a British hypejob & would have been KO'd by the USA ATG known as BTK. BTK is the truth

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And I was asking because Witton seems like the kind of person who would do something like that...

You cheeky young scamp :shock:

Peter Sutcliffe was a 10 stone weakling. I assure you if I were to decide to follow in his footsteps I'd be using a mallet or a sledgehammer to do the job, ball-peins are for puffs.

Sutcliffe was a British hypejob & would have been KO'd by the USA ATG known as BTK. BTK is the truth

Sutcliffe was a bit of a mummys boy and puff but he did manage to score a respectable 13, what did BTK score on the massacre-ometer? Sutcliffe also gets bonus points for being a lorry driver and living up to stereotypes by the way.

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