dAVe80 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Reggae hour on Radio 2.* Time to get the tea. *Currently playing Simply Red... Just had a look at what was played. Not the best selection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 (edited) Edited July 29, 2014 by dAVe80 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Found the one I listened to the other day, where the crackle is almost part of the record. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 'lapal_fan'... as you go by on here.. Remember how you used to shout "GEEKS!" everytime we'd walk past Games Workshop in Merry Hill? Well I get the same desire when I see people posting in the 'Cricket: General Chat' thread. I would replace "Geeks!" with "Boring!" I don't think it would have the same effect on a forum though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 'lapal_fan'... as you go by on here.. Remember how you used to shout "GEEKS!" everytime we'd walk past Games Workshop in Merry Hill? Well I get the same desire when I see people posting in the 'Cricket: General Chat' thread. I would replace "Geeks!" with "Boring!" I don't think it would have the same effect on a forum though. It wasn't geeks.. I shouted "NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDSSSS!" - Like Homer Simpson did in an episode I can't remember. I'm going to make you like cricket, shit's so cash, yo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I don't like cricket. I'm also not a big fan of The Simpsons anymore. I don't think we should be friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I don't like cricket. I'm also not a big fan of The Simpsons anymore. I don't think we should be friends. After you battered me at squash last night (9-1 for anyone who cares) - neither do i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Seat68 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 (edited) I have been playing my mate once a week for the past 18 months, I have beaten him once during that time, this was the monday after he did a large amount of narcotics at Leeds Festival. I truly am rubbish at squash. Edited July 30, 2014 by Seat68 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I have been playing my mate once a week for the past 18 months, I have beaten him once during that time, this was the monday after he did a large amount of narcotics at Leeds Festival. I truly am rubbish at squash. Just hit the side walls before you hit the back wall = GOD MODE in Squash. Good sport though, played for the first time about 2 weeks ago, easy to play, hard to master Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I need to swear less. OK. From now on, I shall use the word 'flan' instead of any swear word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 "I prefer a flan" - David Brent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I find flan deeply offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Tough flan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 My uncle used to always say "froggy" and "frog" where a swear word could have been used. We'd be playing badminton, he'd miss a shot and shout "Oh froggy!" Odd.. but I might use that when I have kids. "Get your froggin ass up those stairs and clean your froggin room you little sh*t!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfc96 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Flan off CED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Of course, the most offensive word in the universe is "Belgium" (except for here, because we don't know what it means). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted July 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2014 I was just thinking about my dads testicles and remembered a funny story. I used to play for a football team (gladly, nothing to do with my dads old testicles) and one of the dads from football came to ours to organise a joint birthday party for me and one of the lads in the team.. So my mom invites him into the garden because it's lovely and warm day, and my dads out there doing one thing or another. Anyway, we pull up some garden chairs, they were sherwood green, plastic seats which you had to put the pillow on to sit on. So we're sat there talking and I notice in the corner of my eye that my dad's trusty old right testicle has sort of slid out of the netting in his shorts (shorts with a white netting in for swimming I guess) and calmly come to a stop a considerable distance down his thigh. I looked at my mom who hadn't noticed, and I looked at the guy who came round, to see if he'd noticed and it seems like neither of them had.. A couple of minutes of subtly altering my own shorts in a vague attempt at hinting to my dad that his giant, lanky knacker is hanging loose went unheeded. So, when appropriate, I nudged my mom and nodded towards his bald, teste. She did the same as me, not brave enough to make a laugh and joke about it, even though she was laughing inside. Another 2/3 mins later and his other bollock decided to make an appearance.. So I stand up, go to the nearest football in our garden and just boot a ball at his nuts. He caught the ball and was like "What you doing?!" so I said I just mishit the ball by accident. He then looked down, obviously saw that either side of his shorts looked like Droopy's jowels and promptly shoved them back into his shorts.. Those were the days, a 10/11 year old, worrying about his dad's nutsack hanging out in front of his mates' dad.. He must have knew, but was very straight faced about it 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 So a man is being tested for Ebola in Birmingham. Nice knowing y'all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Now I'm thinking about lapal's dads testicles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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