BOF Posted July 24, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2012 Didi you shag a traveller? Oh please say yes. I couldn't tell you what 'systems' the travellers use for anything tbh. And as an aside, there are loads of very distinct Dublin accents. Where was your missus from? If she was rabbitting on about a class system then I imagine she was fairly snobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 For the first time ever, I have an idea of what to get my mum for her birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Didi you shag a traveller? Oh please say yes. I couldn't tell you what 'systems' the travellers use for anything tbh. And as an aside, there are loads of very distinct Dublin accents. Where was your missus from? If she was rabbitting on about a class system then I imagine she was fairly snobby. No. She was definitely from the higher end. Though like all you paddy's, that I've met at least, still pretty down to earth and not snobby in the slightest. I've not seen her since, we exchanged a fair bit of naughtyness afterwards and I think her Catholicism kicked in and it freaked her out. I will do though and I'll try to confirm what the feck she's on about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 and I think her Catholicism kicked in and it freaked her out. is that a polite way of saying the Rohypnol wore off ? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 24, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2012 OK DDID, I need closure on this anecdote now :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 rapey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 I remember having a lap dance in Dublin about 10 years ago from a local girl It was one of the frostiest experiences Ive had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Was she overly agressive with her grind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 and I think her Catholicism kicked in and it freaked her out. is that a polite way of saying the Rohypnol wore off ? :winkold: In fairness I've not had to use the Ro-ho in a while. The gym is a lot more effective as well as having the added bonus of being legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 OK DDID, I need closure on this anecdote now :-D Why, are you wanking for me baby....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 rapey! You always appear whenever I'm talking about sex. What's the deal? No need to be shy.... Ahhhhh god. I need a woman at home to stop this insania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 I remember having a lap dance in Dublin about 10 years ago from a local girl It was one of the frostiest experiences Ive had Reminds me of the Peep Show angry lapdance that Mark gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 24, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2012 OK DDID, I need closure on this anecdote now :-D Why, are you pulling the Pope's cap off for me baby....? Haha. No I have a suspicion of which suburbs she may have come from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 There's a line in a tune by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. "Details of the War" I think. The line goes.... "Hanging with your fashionable whores" I ALWAYS hear.... "Hanging with your fashionable horse" Never fails to make me laugh out loud on the bus. Those who have heard the track will get what I mean. If not, here it is. Great summer band FWIW, while it's still here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevMur Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 New avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 A woman in my building has gone off the rails. She's always been quiet and kept herself to herself but the last few months she's lost it completely. - Buzzing the apartments from the outside intercom at inappropriate hours - Knocking on the doors at inappropriate hours for unimportant conversations / complaints - At one point she woke me up at 1am and offered me a box of food that she had ordered from Wiltshire Farm but no longer wanted because the delivery man 'had an odd look about him. Not that it is important for the purpose of this e-mail, but all of the food was opened and spoiled. - Loud music being played at all hours of the day - Indecent exposure in the hallway and stairwell - Vile language and aggressive behaviour towards other tenants / occupiers - Constant opening and shutting of her door / the downstairs door / the hallway door at inappropriate hours - Movement up and down of the stairs for prolonged periods of time - Parking of her vehicle in the middle of the carpark blocking in / out other cars - From what I have also heard she has accused numerous people in the area (not just our building) of theft / assault - I do believe the police have been called out to a few of these issues I've written an e-mail to the owners of the building complaining about her now. If she's got mental issues she needs help and I don't feel safe when outside of my apartment any more. 3 other people in the building have e-mail complaints too so we'll see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Surely she will get evicted. There MUST be some sort of "code of conduct" I mean you can`t go around doing that sort of thing all day every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zak Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 OK DDID, I need closure on this anecdote now :-D Why, are you pulling the Pope's cap off for me baby....? Haha. No I have a suspicion of which suburbs she may have come from i have the same suspicion....... does she constantly wear uggs and have a normal name with a slightly less common spelling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 I watched Independence Day again the other day. I just realised the 2 arguable main characters are called Steve and Dave.... How 'American'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 JIMMY NOOOOOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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