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Lady Gaga is horrendous. If she wasn't a celeb you wouldn't look twice at her in the street. She looks like a dog's shat on her face and then some fat bird has come by, the shit has turned her stomach so she's vomited all over the shit that was already there.

Not your cup of tea then.

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I would now purely to say I'd shagged a celeb. But that doesn't reflect on her looks. I'd shag the queen just to say I'd done it.

But if she (Gaga) wasn't famous, no chance. I genuinely think she's a minger.

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Lady Gaga is horrendous. If she wasn't a celeb you wouldn't look twice at her in the street. She looks like a dog's shat on her face and then some fat bird has come by, the shit has turned her stomach so she's vomited all over the shit that was already there.

That sounds a bit like something Jeff the Vomit Guy would like.

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I picked up a pack of cobnuts from Morrison's on Friday... had no idea what they were but thought what the heck.

Apparently they grow them in Kent....

There a bit messy but eventually you get a nut that you have to roast cos they have no taste uncooked hardly.

They're really tasty once roasted!

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