Jon Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 yeah, should not really be open to debate that. Kourna was/is way fitter than Sharapova. Shitter at tennis though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Kournikova was/is top drawer clunge. Shit at tennis Current favourite is Wozniacki. I'd do things to her that would make Rugely Villan blush! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 You'd let her piss on your toaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 You'd let her piss on your toaster? And finger my henry hoover nozzle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 two bouts of projectile vomit from a 9 month old has now confirmed the couch has passed the point of return to been usable ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Do you tip the pizza delivery man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 (edited) Do you tip the pizza delivery man Yeah I do usually give any take away delivery guy £2 ... Their reaction suggests it's not that common though Edited July 8, 2015 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I haven't had pizza delivered in ages but if I paid cash I'd let the guy (it's always a guy!) keep an appropriate amount of change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 urgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 (edited) Takeaway food is a great luxury but I find the transaction awkward. If my bill comes to say £9.20; I'll give a tenner and wave him away. Then I think Christ I just gave the guy 80p.....but in the same breath I sure as hell ain't asking for the change. Edited July 9, 2015 by troon_villan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 9, 2015 Author VT Supporter Share Posted July 9, 2015 (edited) Do you tip the pizza delivery man Yeah I do usually give any take away delivery guy £2 ... Their reaction suggests it's not that common though I do occasionally if I'm paying cash, but you're right, it's not that common. They often turn around and are halfway back to the car before you even get a chance. They certainly don't act like they're expecting a tip. Edited July 9, 2015 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Going into TSB soon to put some cash into my account. Never done it so have no clue what to do, oh how I'll make a right tit of myself. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Going into TSB soon to put some cash into my account. Never done it so have no clue what to do, oh how I'll make a right tit of myself. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Anything I want to do in the bank, I do at the counter, I used to use the machines but genuinely I enjoy the human interaction much more, brighten up someone's day sunshine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Going into TSB soon to put some cash into my account. Never done it so have no clue what to do, oh how I'll make a right tit of myself. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Anything I want to do in the bank, I do at the counter, I used to use the machines but genuinely I enjoy the human interaction much more, brighten up someone's day sunshine! You have to fill in a paying-in slip that they have in the bank don't you? I'd rather use the machines if they're much easier tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted July 9, 2015 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 9, 2015 Going into TSB soon to put some cash into my account. Never done it so have no clue what to do, oh how I'll make a right tit of myself. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Anything I want to do in the bank, I do at the counter, I used to use the machines but genuinely I enjoy the human interaction much more, brighten up someone's day sunshine! You have to fill in a paying-in slip that they have in the bank don't you? I'd rather use the machines if they're much easier tbh. You have to shout "PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG" It's technical jargon, they'll know what you mean, don't worry. Also, you have to cover your face and take a knife with you. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Going into TSB soon to put some cash into my account. Never done it so have no clue what to do, oh how I'll make a right tit of myself. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Anything I want to do in the bank, I do at the counter, I used to use the machines but genuinely I enjoy the human interaction much more, brighten up someone's day sunshine!You have to fill in a paying-in slip that they have in the bank don't you? I'd rather use the machines if they're much easier tbh. You have to shout "PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG" It's technical jargon, they'll know what you mean, don't worry. Also, you have to cover your face and take a knife with you. Will a spoon suffice? [emoji14] [emoji14] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted July 9, 2015 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 9, 2015 I see you've played knifey spooney before! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Going into TSB soon to put some cash into my account. Never done it so have no clue what to do, oh how I'll make a right tit of myself. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Anything I want to do in the bank, I do at the counter, I used to use the machines but genuinely I enjoy the human interaction much more, brighten up someone's day sunshine!You have to fill in a paying-in slip that they have in the bank don't you? I'd rather use the machines if they're much easier tbh. Nah man, maybe give a signature but not fill a form out, give em the money and tell em you wanna pay it. Ask them if they've had a nice day and then follow Stevos advise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 I see you've played knifey spooney before! Never heard of that in my life aha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 CALL THAT A KNIFE!? THIS IS A KNIFE! That's not a knife, that's a spoon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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