mjmooney Posted January 20, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 20, 2014 Friend from Orkney, Padraig (Porrick). Someone told me Eoin and John are the same name in different dialects. Look at the various European languages - Ian, Jan, John, Jean, Iohannes, Johann, Ivan... all the same name. Seán too moon man. Yep, Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Friend from Orkney, Padraig (Porrick). Someone told me Eoin and John are the same name in different dialects. Look at the various European languages - Ian, Jan, John, Jean, Iohannes, Johann, Ivan... all the same name. You omitted 'Jon'. How very dare you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 All mighty fine names I must add Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 All mighty fine names I must add Well, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Friend from Orkney, Padraig (Porrick). Someone told me Eoin and John are the same name in different dialects. Look at the various European languages - Ian, Jan, John, Jean, Iohannes, Johann, Ivan... all the same name. No they're not, they're all different, if they were the same it'd be Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted January 20, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 20, 2014 Any more unusual spelling and pronunciations of names because this is quite the thrill?Did I ever post about the fellow I used to know whose name was Henry, only to give you an idea of how much of an individualist he was, he spelled it Hen3ry (the three was silent, you see). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Any more unusual spelling and pronunciations of names because this is quite the thrill? Did I ever post about the fellow I used to know whose name was Henry, only to give you an idea of how much of an individualist he was, he spelled it Hen3ry (the three was silent, you see). Colin Hendry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 (edited) This is carved out of wood... Randall Rosenthal Edited January 20, 2014 by packoman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Alimantado Posted January 20, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 20, 2014 Any more unusual spelling and pronunciations of names because this is quite the thrill? Did I ever post about the fellow I used to know whose name was Henry, only to give you an idea of how much of an individualist he was, he spelled it Hen3ry (the three was silent, you see). Tom Lehrer, nice one! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) I eat apples whole. Obviously I don't eat the stalk. I twist that whilst reciting the alphabet, to find out who I love. But yeah, seeds and all I mange it all. Edited January 21, 2014 by AVFC_Hitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 21, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted January 21, 2014 I leave the seeds and the very very centre of the core. But I eat all the rest. I always get annoyed when people leave something like this after they've eaten an apple You've left HALF the good stuff there!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 21, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 21, 2014 I leave the seeds and the very very centre of the core. But I eat all the rest. I always get annoyed when people leave something like this after they've eaten an apple You've left HALF the good stuff there!!! I leave more than that. I don't like food you have to mess around with - fruit, seafood in shells, nuts in shells, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 21, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted January 21, 2014 (edited) Why bother? It's like taking a bite out of a sandwich and then claiming you're finished. And I'm not sure what messing there is with an apple. Step 1. Pick Up Step 2. Eat Edited January 21, 2014 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I eat apples whole. Obviously I don't eat the stalk. I twist that whilst reciting the alphabet, to find out who I love. But yeah, seeds and all I mange it all. You'll regret that when an apple tree grows inside your stomach and splits you in two. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I eat apples whole. Obviously I don't eat the stalk. I twist that whilst reciting the alphabet, to find out who I love. But yeah, seeds and all I mange it all. You'll regret that when an apple tree grows inside your stomach and splits you in two. Well...I do wake up with wood every morning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 21, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted January 21, 2014 I actually believed that tree in the stomach thing when I was a kid. I distinctly remember accidentally swallowing an apple seed and the erupting into floods of hysterical tears because I thought a tree would grow inside me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 And the chewing gum that would wrap round your heart if you swallowed it? I wouldn't touch the stuff in case i accidentally swallowed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 And the chewing gum that would wrap round your heart if you swallowed it? I wouldn't touch the stuff in case i accidentally swallowed it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEp8mebBsAI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 A pea sprouted in a man's lung so some of you may have apple trees growing inside you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 It's not a myth! I've got a massive tree trunk where my cock should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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