bickster Posted March 21, 2021 Moderator Share Posted March 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mark Albrighton said: Yeah. Villa park, would do. In the centre circle. I wasn’t thinking “Waterworld” in Stoke. I think the shark might have the edge. Be careful before it was VIlla Park, Aston Lower Grounds used to have an aquarium, might give the shark a previously unknown home advantage 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Mark Albrighton said: If I can choose the venue, I reckon I could win against a shark. I was snorkelling with the boy on holiday once and he got attacked by a Picasso triggerfish ... was the funniest thing ever watching this fish go to work on him , like a fly on the M1 trying to stop a car in the outside lane , but it was quite relentless and once we figured it was probably protecting her eggs we backed away and left her in peace , so technically Mrs Picssso fish could be bragging on a fish football forum right now about how she won a fight against a human so i reckon you might struggle with a shark , even if you may be bigger than a child Edited March 21, 2021 by tonyh29 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted March 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 I thought a honey badger might be an easy one given the name. Probably not though as they are aggressive little buggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted March 21, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, trekka said: I thought a honey badger might be an easy one given the name. Probably not though as they are aggressive little buggers. They have been known to mix it with lions. That said a sly crafty kick to its little honey badger knackers and who knows Edited March 21, 2021 by Follyfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted March 21, 2021 Moderator Share Posted March 21, 2021 11 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: Picasso triggerfish Clearly named by someone who had no idea about Modern Art. Its far more Miro or Kandinsky than Picasso 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 44 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: They have been known to mix it with lions. That said a sly crafty kick to its little honey badger knackers and who knows No chance. Have you seen that honeybadger v puff adder fight on YT? Takes the full venomous bite, has a quick nap while the snake is basking in its victory, then casually gets up and rips it to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 59 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: technically Mrs Picssso fish could be bragging on a fish football forum right now Probably sparking a plethora ® of human puns. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 I wouldn't fight an endangered animal at all, and only would fight any other animal if I had no other choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted March 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 If this was a Newcastle forum we know what the most popular answer would be. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Mark Albrighton said: If I can choose the venue, I reckon I could win against a shark. The rules stipulate no biting in any case, so think that rules out any advantage they may have. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Follyfoot Posted March 21, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 26 minutes ago, useless said: I wouldn't fight an endangered animal at all, and only would fight any other animal if I had no other choice. Not on about killing them just giving them a bit of a twatting in a controlled environment 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXD Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 4 hours ago, Follyfoot said: Not sure if this has been done before but could not find a thread on it. No tools, fist to first, or fist to hoof or wing or whatever. No biting, no ‘tipping’ three knockdown rule, one submission or a knockout ‘No biting’ seems a disadvantage to most animals. A german shepherd with or without biting are 2 very different stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted March 21, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 minute ago, AXD said: ‘No biting’ seems a disadvantage to most animals. A german shepherd with or without biting are 2 very different stories. Don’t blame me mate I don’t make the rules, well... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXD Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Follyfoot said: Don’t blame me mate I don’t make the rules, well... I trust this was discussed with all animals involved. I’m sure it was them who said ‘as long as those humans are not allowed to bite, we’re in’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted March 21, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, AXD said: I trust this was discussed with all animals involved. I’m sure it was them who said ‘as long as those humans are not allowed to bite, we’re in’ The majority were more concerned about unfair use of the finger in the rectoral cavity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Salad Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 A sloth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 19 minutes ago, Big Salad said: A sloth Might take a while though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robby b Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 I'd definitely lose against most animals (including voles, otters and fieldmice), as I love animals and I'm a pacifist and a southern softie admittedly. I might win against a tortoise but only with light slaps allowed, a maximum of four, and only in self-defence if absolutely necessary. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robby b Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 One of my fave comedy sketches ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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