Follyfoot Posted March 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 Not sure if this has been done before but could not find a thread on it. No tools, fist to first, or fist to hoof or wing or whatever. No biting, no ‘tipping’ three knockdown rule, one submission or a knockout I reckon I could take a fully grown swan, as long as you avoid the wings ( can break your arm) get on the inside and then ground and pound or maybe choke it out as the neck has got to be vulnerable I would think result Follyfoot by submission 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Still on the vodka? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meregreen Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Eric Burdons getting on a bit, so I think I could take him . 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Follyfoot said: Not sure if this has been done before but could not find a thread on it. No tools, fist to first, or fist to hoof or wing or whatever. No biting, no ‘tipping’ three knockdown rule, one submission or a knockout I reckon I could take a fully grown swan, as long as you avoid the wings ( can break your arm) get on the inside and then ground and pound or maybe choke it out as the neck has got to be vulnerable I would think result Follyfoot by submission Myth. I’d win a fight against a Quokka. It would come at me all friendly, and even attempt to pose for a selfie, but I’d catch it unawares with a jab-uppercut combo and the fight would be over in seconds. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, meregreen said: Eric Burdons getting on a bit, so I think I could take him . Was it you that did for Hilton Valentine last month? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted March 21, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 (edited) 7 minutes ago, meregreen said: Eric Burdons getting on a bit, so I think I could take him . I find it upsetting that I did not have to google who he was. Would be a good match up if he still has some of the electricity and aggression he used to show on stage Edited March 21, 2021 by Follyfoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 Just now, Follyfoot said: I find it upsetting if I did not have to google who he was. Would be a good match up if he still has some of the electricity and aggression he used to show on stage I do get the impression he was a bit of a hardcase in his youth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted March 21, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I do get the impression he was a bit of a hardcase in his youth. MereGreen may well have bitten off more than he can chew here, I reckon Burdons early stoppage Edited March 21, 2021 by Follyfoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted March 21, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Morley_crosses_to_Withe said: Myth. I’d win a fight against a Quokka. It would come at me all friendly, and even attempt to pose for a selfie, but I’d catch it unawares with a jab-uppercut combo and the fight would be over in seconds. The old rope a Quok tactic, eh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted March 21, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 36 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Still on the vodka? Scotch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted March 21, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 I reckon a dolphin ain’t all that out of water either, Good pair of industrial boots and it would be over in no time. TKO with ref stopping the fight on the basis of nothing coming back. Not so clever now eh flipper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 I couldn't fight a tiger, they're too fast, powerful, and strong. Especially Siberian Tigers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 I reckon I could take a bear out , they are prone to the old sucker punch 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted March 21, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, useless said: I couldn't fight a tiger, they're too fast, powerful, and strong. Especially Siberian Tigers. Wise decision, I think the only way to beat a tiger is to start on something like a vole and slowly work your way up through the animal rankings learning from fight to fight etc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted March 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 If I can choose the venue, I reckon I could win against a shark. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted March 21, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 Just now, Mark Albrighton said: If I can choose the venue, I reckon I could win against a shark. What like Las Vegas or maybe a stadium in England? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Make love to animals, not war. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted March 21, 2021 Moderator Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 minute ago, lapal_fan said: Make love to animals, not war. Bestiality's best boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted March 21, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 Just now, Follyfoot said: What like Las Vegas or maybe a stadium in England? Yeah. Villa park, would do. In the centre circle. I wasn’t thinking “Waterworld” in Stoke. I think the shark might have the edge. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted March 21, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Mark Albrighton said: Yeah. Villa park, would do. In the centre circle. I wasn’t thinking “Waterworld” in Stoke. I think the shark might have the edge. Not so sure, if you can get it in the shallow end , grab its tail, Spin it around a bit in the air and chuck it out the ring TKO maybe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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