claretman Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 A young boy was sat in class scratching his crotch. Teacher asked him what was wrong. The boy was embarrassed explaining that he had recently been circumcised and it was itchy. Teacher tells him to go to the office to ring his mum for advice. The boy comes back into class with his cock hanging out.! 'What on earth are you doing.?' asks the teacher. Boy replies, 'My mum said if i could stick it out till lunchtime she'd come and get me'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I was out walking in the woods when I found a dead woman's body. I phoned the police who came straight out. They asked me how I found the woman's body. I said "Well her tits were okay but the rigor mortis made her arse a bit tight for my liking". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 is this a joke or something that happened to you up the wrong un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 is this a joke or something that happened to you up the wrong un :winkold: :winkold: :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelboyVilla Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Latest scores in from the African Cup of Nations:-- Ghana 8 - Ethiopia Didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 The owners of the Costa Concordia have stated that their next captain will be guaranteed not to hit anything....... Emile Heskey starts work on Monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 John Terry won't be facing trial for Racial Abuse until after Euro2012. So he's free to lead his country into Poland and Ukraine. Just like his hero did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 On a more serious note my computer has the de gea virus it won't save anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Ian Paisley's health problems may be linked to his drink problem as he was constantly heard in Stormont shouting "where's MaGuinness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 7, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 7, 2012 Google this - "Define an English person" and don't blame the messenger btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 i'm sure thats a bindunne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 8, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 8, 2012 Q. How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader? A. Tell him that Muslims kill paedophiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted February 8, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 8, 2012 Q. How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader? A. Tell him that Muslims kill paedophiles. I'm nicking that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 So, Fabio Capello resigns. Three weeks ago, the idea of an Italian leaving a sinking ship was unimaginable..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Breaking News.............Daniel Levy says Redknapp can leave for the England job - if he can write his resignation letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 FA: "Harry if you take the job, we will give you 10% on player sales" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 13, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 13, 2012 What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose? A border collie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose? A border collie. a new low Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted February 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2012 What's 6 inches long and didn't get sucked on valentines day? Whitneys crack pipe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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