AVFCLaura Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 :? I feel thick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 4, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted November 4, 2009 Haha, I read that the other day and didn't get it. I do now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 4, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted November 4, 2009 Dyslexia certainly hasn't dented my mate's confidence. Just the other day, he went to see Lennox Lewis at a book signing, and he reckons he managed to take him down with just one punch. Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrissmith921 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 lol superb! love the lennox lewis one. went over this guys head in work but explained and now hes rolling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Can someone explain it to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 4, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted November 4, 2009 Think of a (female) celebrity who did a book signing recently and got punched in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Oh! Bahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 My girlfriend... well, it's hard to say what she actually does... She sells sea shells on the sea shore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Me and my friend were discussing CD's the other day. Then we shotputted oranges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 5, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 5, 2009 I'm annoyed it took me so bloody long. Very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I got given some tickets to Liverpool's end of season party but I can't make it, as I'm busy next Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 5, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 5, 2009 Straight to hell Hmm, it has been edited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I felt bad, Even with the advances in technology in recent years, I will never wank over any porn I find on the internet. Instead, I wank over my collection of pornographic magazines and I'm sticking to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 5, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 5, 2009 And you don't feel bad for that one? Awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olboydave Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Me and my friend were discussing CD's the other day. Then we shotputted oranges. I don't get it :oops: please explain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granville Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Me and my friend were discussing CD's the other day. Then we shotputted oranges. I don't get it :oops: please explain... Discussing as in the verb to discus (throw it like a discus). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olboydave Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Me and my friend were discussing CD's the other day. Then we shotputted oranges. I don't get it :oops: please explain... Discussing as in the verb to discus (throw it like a discus). sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 11, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 11, 2009 Me and my friend were discussing CD's the other day. Then we shotputted oranges. I don't get it :oops: please explain... Discussing as in the verb to discus (throw it like a discus). sorry... Don't worry, I stared at it blankly for 2 minutes going through every innuendo/recent news story/anything. Then it hit me - much like a discus would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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