rjw63 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 A nude ghost appears to 3 nuns in the convent, waves his cock at them and says" Hocus Pocus". Nuns shout never mind the Hocus just **** Pocus!! hahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Breaking news.... Pakistan unveil new coach.... at least he can't be strangled.... Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 i slip my mouth around it & suck it till im high & when the white stuff comes in my mouth i suck the bastard dry!!! CADBURY'S CREME EGG how do you eat yours??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewiek2 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I'll give you the biggest joke you'll see in a long time- http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6122/jpg2004022600430892ls6.th.jpg' alt='jpg2004022600430892ls6.th.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed services?" "Yes," he says "I was in the army for three years and served in Iraq." The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says "Yes ...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. "Come in at 10:00 AM." The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?" "This is a council job" the interviewer replies. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls....no point in you coming in for that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyvilla Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I just don't get cricket. Pakistan go off to play in a World Cup but stll get to bring home the ashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted March 29, 2007 VT Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2007 I just don't get cricket. Pakistan go off to play in a World Cup but stll get to bring home the ashes. Boooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted March 29, 2007 VT Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedvado Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 It's BAD NEWS from Barcalona where England played Andorra........... The England coach Steve McClaren has been found alive and well in his hotel room ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 A woman has identical twins and is forced to give them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're identical twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ligs Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 A man walks into a drum set: badum-ch 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condimentalist Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangel Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 This girl I know called me up the other day and she said 'Dan, come round...There's no-one in.' So I went round... And there was no-one in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted April 22, 2007 VT Supporter Share Posted April 22, 2007 This girl I know called me up the other day and she said 'Dan, come round...There's no-one in.' So I went round... And there was no-one in. boom boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted April 22, 2007 VT Supporter Share Posted April 22, 2007 A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?" The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villadevon Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 I was in a pub and told the following joke: What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath? Throw your clothes in so they get a wash. Once the guffawing of my friends had died down, I became aware of a man on the other side of the bar, looking quite choked and talking to the landlord. The landlord came over to me and told me that the gentleman at the bar had recently lost his son and that my joke had offended him. I thought I should apologise. I approached the gentleman at the bar and offered my condolences for his loss and my apologies if my joke had upset him. He said that the joke had only got to him because his son was an epileptic and it was a fit which killed him. I wondered as to how a fit could actually kill someone and the man said that his son had slipped and hit his head and that was what had killed him. I asked where his son had slipped and the man said it was in the bath. Well, I realised then how inappropriate my joke had been in the circumstances. "Did your son hit his head on a tap then?" I asked. "No," replied the man; "he choked on one of my socks". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villadude Posted April 22, 2007 Author Share Posted April 22, 2007 Bwahahahahaha..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 ^^^ Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kkr Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 It's BAD NEWS from Barcalona where England played Andorra........... The England coach Steve McClaren has been found alive and well in his hotel room ! Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaztonVilla Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Not sure if I've contributed to this thread or not before.. But I remember my Granddad having really bad lung problems. When he started getting really sick, my Gran would rub lard or vaseline on his back to try and help. To be honest, he went downhill pretty fast after that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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