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Elton John to replace Pavorotti inhe three tenors...........going to be known as the two tenors & the 9bob note !

Scrub the contract on the furry ones sir, they came and said hello !!

General, Any chance of having a word in Hercules the lions ear and tell him to get his furry arse down to the cheap seats at half time so the kids ( my 4 year old in particular ) can have a pat and shake his fluffy hand, at Fulham him and is missus were waving from afar but didn't venture down, when the second half kicked off he went up the side of the trinty and the lad insisted we go get that lion ! Obviously as soon as we were out of sight of he pitch we scored ! Oh and could you also make it a punishable offence for kids to tell daddy over and over that they want to go home only for said daddy to give in 30 secs before we get the winner !! UTV

Exactly santa, these things will die out like you say, zeitgeist ?

Theres a shop in Strattford on the high street that sell a large array of golliwogs big and small ( among other touristy type things ), i was there in April although a little suprised to see them i didn't feel the need to burn the shop down or report it to the police. Also anyone remember that exaust place (goolywogs - we don't put jam in jars we put exaust on cars ! ) near the big mosque in town, in fact it's next to er..... that lap daning club sensations i'm sure the place is still open or at least the sign is still up.

Hear about the dyslexic, agonstic, insomniac...... lay awake all night thinking about dog. All religions require a certain amount of blind faith or a leap of faith, im very much in the believe it when i see it camp, ive seen and read nothing in my 36 years on this planet that convinces me otherwise , Atheist.

Don't know if this should be here or on off topic but considering all panicking, here goes http://tinyurl.com/37bo5g

It's BAD NEWS from Barcalona where England played Andorra........... The England coach Steve McClaren has been found alive and well in his hotel room !