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2 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said:

I think that joke has bin Dunne better by someone else a few pages ago. This one doesnt really make any sense.

Could you be more specific?

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1 minute ago, chrisp65 said:

Specific about it not making any sense.

Because if by going these stats he would definitely have 82000 girlfriends with guaranteed dates with another 40000, which is a bit different to just writing a load of love letters isn't it?  

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Just now, sharkyvilla said:

Because if by going these stats he would definitely have 82000 girlfriends with guaranteed dates with another 40000, which is a bit different to just writing a load of love letters isn't it?  

I don’t think the dates are guaranteed because he’s sent letters?

That’s a very optimistic view of the dating game.

Nobody would use the internet or phone apps with that sort of hit rate via the post office.

I bet some of those letters don’t get an answer.

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I was just seeing if I could have made a full page out of it.

’specific’ was left open so whatever came back, I could say it was the other bit I meant.

I used to do it to snowychap but he rumbled me.

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Should have set a target for shitpost friday 

Saturday morning edit: I don't know what I was getting at here. Should have gone with

You missed your target 

Or something

Ah, well

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1 hour ago, sharkyvilla said:

I think that joke has bin Dunne better by someone else a few pages ago. This one doesnt really make any sense.

 

1 hour ago, Genie said:

The beer one, capacity for 10 pints possibly

But they are different jokes about different things

The beer Joke is about capacity

The Love letter one is about achiving the target and the way is was done.

Please keep up

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Just now, bickster said:

 

But they are different jokes about different things

The beer Joke is about capacity

The Love letter one is about achiving the target and the way is was done.

Please keep up

The beer joke was about the shift in terminology by Hancock of actual tests to testing capacity. 

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3 minutes ago, Genie said:

The beer joke was about the shift in terminology by Hancock of actual tests to testing capacity. 

yes it was, that isn't what the girlfriends joke is about

EDIT:

Beer = Shifting terminolgy

Letters = Achieving Target

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The US Food and Drug Administration FDA has approved the experimental drug Remdesivir as emergency treatment for corona. Donald Trump just announced the White House at an event together with the CEO of Remdesivir's manufacturer Gilead.

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