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16 minutes ago, a m ole said:

wait is Other Half who I'd want to have as my other half? I change my answer to jackbauer's!

You want jackbauer as your other half? Stevo and BOF have competition then.

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  • Celebrity - Ashton's kutcher - get to go home to Mila:wub:
  • Footballer - Dion Dublin - 3/3/03 get to head butt Savage and see what it's like to have a huge....
  • Member of a band on tour - Freddie Mercury live aid 
  • VT'er - Ruge just because
  • Citizen of a country - Sweden 
  • "Other half" - Natalie Dormer
  • Car to drive - Aston Martin Vanquish
  • Anything else, for a week - red arrows pilot
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On 14/07/2017 at 14:30, NurembergVillan said:

I sometimes wonder what it'd be like to trade lives with someone for a week, or to live somewhere different, or do a different job.  Not necessarily anything outlandish or "better" than I have now - just to do something different and see the world from another perspective.

With that in mind, I thought it'd be interesting to see if any of you think the same and what you'd do.

Here's a list. You've got a week with a different life.  No consequences.  Copy, paste, have at it!  And tell us why, too.

  • Celebrity -
  • Footballer - 
  • Member of a band on tour -
  • VT'er -
  • Citizen of a country -
  • "Other half" -
  • Car to drive -
  • Anything else, for a week -
  • Celebrity - Conor McGregor, the week he fights Mayweather. 
  • Footballer - Zlatan, no question. 
  • Member of a band on tour - James Murphy. LCD Soundsystem. 
  • VT'er - @Rugeley Villa I mean, who doesn't want to get **** up on nose candy and let their mate stick a finger up their arse!?
  • Citizen of a country - USA 
  • "Other half" - Gal Gadot 
  • Car to drive - Delorean
  • Anything else, for a week - I'd like to go out with an absolutely filthy, bona fide nymphomaniac for a week. Actually, make it two (nympho's, not weeks) 
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On 14/07/2017 at 14:36, NurembergVillan said:

 

  • Celebrity -
  • Footballer - 
  • Member of a band on tour -
  • VT'er -
  • Citizen of a country - 
  • "Other half" -
  • Car to drive -
  • Anything else, for a week -

 

Celebrity- Kim Kardashian. One minute into my tenure I would do the world a favour and run a bath, get in, and have Kanye West throw as many electrically connected items as possible in with me. He can get in too if he wants.

Footballer- Zlatan. Incredible physique despite age, powerhouse prowess. Training would be a piece of piss, then on match day put myself about on the pitch, pass well creating opportunities for others that they would return to me ten-fold and with the knowledge I could absolutely blast it on target, do some trickery en route to goal or pass it off at the last minute for someone of my choosing to tap it in. 

Member of a band on tour- He's dead yes, but Kurt Cobain if alive (sorry Jimi). 

VT'er - Limpid. But an evil version of Limpid. Why, so I could have the power for a week to dish out warnings, suspensions or bans to VT'ers in the style of a bored Roman Emporer, dishing it out on a whim. 

Citizen- Sweden. I would dine in Gamla Stan, drink in Ostermalm, go see Djurgardens IF, hire a speedboat and dart all over the archipelago. I'd try my luck with a beautiful leggy blonde and woo her to then spend the rest of my week in the far north in a remote log cabin beside a huge lake for a few passionate days. Then, back to Stockholm and think fk it, I'm staying. 

Other half- see previous answer. Or, if has to be named, Danica Patrick.

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See below, and she can provide:

Car to drive- a 2017 NASCAR. Oh yeah. 

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Anything else- Nowt. Just the above

 

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On 14/07/2017 at 14:30, NurembergVillan said:

 

  • Celebrity -
  • Footballer - 
  • Member of a band on tour -
  • VT'er -
  • Citizen of a country -
  • "Other half" -
  • Car to drive -
  • Anything else, for a week -

- Ricky Gervais - think where he's come from to where he is, is inspirational.  He seems to do quite a lot of good with it too.  Plus at the golden globes he just takes the piss out of other celebrities. 

Footballer - Zidane/Pirlo/Totti/Maldini legends, is love to be a maestro like Pirlo.

Member of band - Noel Gallagher. I only like Oasis or his music. Think he's quite cool.

VTer - I dunno, most of you are bald, fat, lonely nerds.  Villarule123 because he wears shorts for a profession.

Citizen of a country - I love travelling (limited though!) But it's ways good to come home.  Probably Germany.

Other half - I dunno.  Anna Kendrick or something, but even she's got things about her which irritate me.

Car to drive - don't care, something that would drive me around so I could do something else.

Anything else - write a successful sitcom or something productive that would stand the test of time.  Just something where I could decide what I wanted to do and when, even on a whim.

 

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Celebrity - Lewis Hamilton. F1, partying and hot women. from a different era it would be James Hunt

Footballer - George Best in his pomp

Band member - Slash during the height of GnR fame.

VTer - @Stevo985 to feel what its like to have hot women throw themselves at you! Or @tonyh29 for his travel experiences

Citizen - A Colombian beach town in the height of summer. Imagine the sights!

Other Half - Hmmmm so many choices. Priyanka Chopra? Mila Kunis? Gemma Chan? Any of those I guess! 

Car - Changes by the day. At the moment. Some type of Lamborghini. Saw a beautiful one earlier. 

Other - A Japanese 'salaryman'. Just to see how stressful it is! 

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Celebrity- Robert De Niro. He is the godfather full ******* stop.

Footballer- George Best. To know what it's like to have it all and then lose it.

Member of a band on tour- Jimmy Page. There was no bigger than Zeppelin in the 70s. Plus he was a cool son of a bitch and still is.

VTer- Rob. He's my main man and I definitely think we were brothers in a past life, and I want his missus for a week :)

Citizen of a country- America. Why? Because it's America 

Other half- Cyntheria(porn star) if you know of her you will know why :D

Car to drive- Limousine. Fit a few people in it and can party.

Anything else- World peace 

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3 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said:

Celebrity- Robert De Niro. He is the godfather full ******* stop.

Footballer- George Best. To know what it's like to have it all and then lose it.

Member of a band on tour- Jimmy Page. There was no bigger than Zeppelin in the 70s. Plus he was a cool son of a bitch and still is.

VTer- Rob. He's my main man and I definitely think we were brothers in a past life, and I want his missus for a week :)

Citizen of a country- America. Why? Because it's America 

Other half- Cyntheria(porn star) if you know of her you will know why :D

Car to drive- Limousine. Fit a few people in it and can party.

Anything else- World peace 

It's "Cytheria" but pretty close ;) As for my future wife...dem boobs would kill ya

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